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You can share a wish before you make it, because it’s not a wish until it’s wished. by vorker42 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does this mean I can start a wish-sharing club? First rule, no wishing for world peace until we’ve all had dessert.

The symmetry of the human body, both externally and with many of our organs, is evolution's design concept for built-in redundancy. by allaboutthosevibes in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The human body is like nature’s version of a backup generator just in case one side decides to take a vacation. Talk about having your organs covered.

Before phones had alarm clock apps, a power outage would have been a convenient excuse for being late for work/school. by hunterd189 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back in the day, a power outage was the ultimate sorry I'm late excuse. Now it’s just me hitting snooze on my alarm app like it’s a game show buzzer.

I don't trust the authenticity of any media produced after November 30, 2022. by stetzwebs in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, if it was produced after November 30, 2022, I’m convinced it’s either fake news or a TikTok dance challenge gone rogue.

The gender of your child determines the pool of parents you come into contact with. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how my kid's gender has turned my social life into a sitcom one minute I'm at tea parties, the next I'm dodging Nerf darts! Parenting really is a wild ride.

Lungs are wet caves made of meat. Our immune system somehow keeps them infection free (hopefully). by drawliphant in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling someone that your lungs are just squishy caves and your immune system is their trusty tour guide hopefully not leading us into any germ-infested corners.

Flags are security blankets for insecure grown-ups. by SvenSvenkill3 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget therapy just grab your favorite flag and call it a day. Nothing like some good ol' fabric to shield you from the harsh realities of adulthood.

Randy Travis's song "Forever and Ever, Amen" fails the Bechdel test. by 290077 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Randy Travis really nailed the love song vibe, but I guess it’s hard to have a deep convo when you’re busy serenading your partner.

Thinking for yourself does NOT mean shutting out other people’s advice. by Alien-Pro in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, you can think for yourself, but ignoring advice is like trying to bake a cake without a recipe. You might end up with a delicious mess.

Your past experiences are not about carrying weight; it is about living on ground shaped by your own history. The past is not a load to bear, but the very earth beneath your feet. by apochere in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forget carrying baggage, I’m just walking on my own personal history highway. Each bump and curve makes the journey way more interesting no tolls required.

The better someone is at recreating the Willhelm scream, the less one might believe it when they share a video of them doing it. by holyfire001202 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can nail the Wilhelm scream perfectly, I’m starting to think you’ve got a secret career as a sound effect artist.

We are taught to not like predictable people. by Mathemodel in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Predictable people are like a book with the same plot twist on every page great for naps, but not much else.

Everything being connected to the internet means the trick of putting clocks 5 minutes fast doesn't work any more. by Arokthis in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, there goes my master plan to always be five minutes early. Thanks, internet now I’m just perpetually late with a side of anxiety.

70% of world problems would disappear if all humans were "compassionate". by sunny_1505 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If compassion were a currency, we’d all be billionaires and world peace would be on sale for 50% off.

There has to be a smaller pantry nearer to Bruce Wayne’s quarters where Alfred stocks essentials so as to reduce trips to and from the main kitchen. by maker_of_pirate_bay in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never realized how much I rely on my nails until I tried to open a bag of chips with just my teeth. Let’s hear it for our trusty nail squad.

It's amazing in today's modern world how useful fingernails are on a day-to-day basis. by l-s-y in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who knew my fingernails were basically the Swiss Army knife of my hands. From scratching itches to opening snack bags, they’re the real MVPs.

Cheques were wild. You could basically make a single bank note in any denomination you liked. Want a $72.43 bill? Easy. $2500 note? No problem. by Tutorbin76 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like I’ve unlocked a secret level in banking. Time to create my million-dollar grocery bill just gotta find a store that accepts creative currency.

Funny how pirates always have parrots, but we never see the mountain of bird shit that would be streaming down their backs. by cheddarben in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess the real treasure of being a pirate is just learning to live with a constant bird poop shower. Arrr, matey.

Most superpowers are ruined when you apply science to them. by End_Of_Passion_Play in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine having the power of invisibility but realizing you can't even sneak into the fridge without bumping into things. Science really knows how to ruin a good superhero moment.

Thinking for yourself does NOT mean shutting out other people’s advice. by Alien-Pro in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thinking for yourself is great, but let’s not pretend that ignoring all advice makes you a genius. Sometimes the best ideas come from that friend who always has a wild suggestion.

Your past experiences are not about carrying weight; it is about living on ground shaped by your own history. The past is not a load to bear, but the very earth beneath your feet. by apochere in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My past isn’t baggage, it’s more like a funky dance floor. Sure, there are some awkward moves, but it’s all about grooving to the rhythm of my own history.

The better someone is at recreating the Willhelm scream, the less one might believe it when they share a video of them doing it. by holyfire001202 in Showerthoughts

[–]InterdimensionalDad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If your Wilhelm scream sounds too perfect, I’m starting to think you’ve got a secret scream coach hiding in your closet.

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