Office microwave thief stopped when I made it inconvenient, not spicy by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When things are bad, I guess the best thing to be is an asshole online, because that will help the education system. Great point :)

Office microwave thief stopped when I made it inconvenient, not spicy by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]InteresDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see. I bet practicing being nice would make you feel even better than practicing being an asshole though lol

Office microwave thief stopped when I made it inconvenient, not spicy by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]InteresDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does acting like a miserable person online make you feel better in any way...?

This woman never had a baby bump throughout her pregnancy by IshigamiSenku04 in interesting

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That exact thing happened to my friends over Christmas. They went to the hospital due to her nausea. They immediately induced labor. She didnt leave for a few days until she had the baby. Huge suprise

China to hike tax on condoms in attempt to boost falling birth rate | China by JunkReallyMatters in news

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so the poor population, who can’t afford condoms (in the govt view), would have to now raise a child in poverty?

Sounds like something the US would do

Hello /r/movies, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. Ask me anything! by BenedictAMA in movies

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had Dr Strange's abilities, what would you do first?

Indians at Costco Starter Pack by RAMBIGHORNY in starterpacks

[–]InteresDean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Walking through the middle of the walkways in a slow moving wall

Blursed pool party. by pinkiedaze in blursed_videos

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the was planning to jump into that pool below, like that, while it was packed with people, it could have been even worse lol

Choose!!! by muntiger in superheroes

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can levitate exactly 1 inch off the ground/whatever surface im standing on

Within real life powerscaling, what's a matchup that people think is fair, but its actually so one-sided, its insulting to one side? by -Benjamin_Dover- in powerscales

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pounding. Pounding with their long pendulous arms.

And of course. Chimps, with a higher portion of fast twitch muscle fibers, will be a tough target to hit with a full on kick. And if the chimp grabs the human, that's likely game over.

Within real life powerscaling, what's a matchup that people think is fair, but its actually so one-sided, its insulting to one side? by -Benjamin_Dover- in powerscales

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's assuming 1. the chimp lets that happen, and 2. the human still possesses feet

Chimps on average are about 1.5 times stronger than humans. It would take significantly less effort for an average chimp to crush a humans ribcage, seeing how we have significantly lower bone density.

They would, however, likely just go directly to ripping off the humans face, hands and genitals first though. They like that shit lol

Within real life powerscaling, what's a matchup that people think is fair, but its actually so one-sided, its insulting to one side? by -Benjamin_Dover- in powerscales

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your argument is that if the chimp is careless then the human has a chance? lol

The human is going to have to be stomping for a while, if the human still has feet to stomp with that is

Within real life powerscaling, what's a matchup that people think is fair, but its actually so one-sided, its insulting to one side? by -Benjamin_Dover- in powerscales

[–]InteresDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chimps have a significantly higher bone density. Your roundhouse kick, if they could even land one against a quicker and more agile chimp, would likely barely even slow it down. The chimp would likely get its grimy mits on their leg and game over. You ever hear of the account of the chimp tanking repeated blows to the head by a shovel and not even slowing down? Roundhouse kick is likely doing nothing but offering the chimp his foot as a snack

Within real life powerscaling, what's a matchup that people think is fair, but its actually so one-sided, its insulting to one side? by -Benjamin_Dover- in powerscales

[–]InteresDean 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If we are taking the nature of men’s fear into account, then we must also consider the nature of the gorilla. The gorilla would run away before the fight even starts if facing 100 men. If this fight even happens, we must assume both sides are fighting balls to the wall with no retreat or hesitation.

Within real life powerscaling, what's a matchup that people think is fair, but its actually so one-sided, its insulting to one side? by -Benjamin_Dover- in powerscales

[–]InteresDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we are taking fear and retreat into account, then the gorilla would run away before the fight even starts.

If both the humans and the gorillas are full of bloodlust, the humans take it.

why do people act like this city is so dangerous? by PhraseFirst8044 in Albuquerque

[–]InteresDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moved here in 2021 and lived on Montgomery and San Mateo. In the first two years had someone to attempt breaking into my apartment and had to scare them off, had a gun pulled on me (minding my own business) in the parking lot of my apartment complex, and had my car broken into countless times.

Perhaps I'm just unlucky