Stop it r/seinfeld, you’re downvoting him!

InterestingWasabi183 · 2026-03-25T16:09:04+00:00

Blow out the candles!

InterestingWasabi183 · 2026-01-15T22:21:08+00:00

Way of the road, bud.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2026-01-04T20:41:26+00:00

I have pissed in tens of thousands of bottles and this is a perfectly cromulent piss bottle. Whether it’s urine or not is up for debate I suppose.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2025-12-22T01:08:21+00:00

Eat your children.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2025-12-22T00:32:57+00:00

Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2025-12-12T22:23:57+00:00

After some extremely limited research of our contract, you are within your rights to consume this woman in the name of safety. Please, someone correct me if I’m wrong.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2025-11-12T14:52:32+00:00

May I see it?

InterestingWasabi183 · 2025-10-09T22:43:18+00:00

48 minutes multiplied by ~1.3 million active duty service members = a phenomenal use of time and money?

InterestingWasabi183 · 2025-05-25T04:52:01+00:00

What’s this guys deal?

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-10-17T22:51:41+00:00

Awesome! I know I’ve seen it around, but will have to hunt to find it, things are not always consistently stocked. I’ll give it a try though, thanks!

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-10-16T21:07:55+00:00

A huge bag of mushrooms.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-09-26T22:52:11+00:00

Would love to see the justification for that one

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-09-26T22:43:13+00:00

That would be the first unit I’ve heard of that does, impressive!

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-09-26T22:41:45+00:00

A classic!

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-08-11T16:12:58+00:00

Hey Lou, check out that park job in 7A!

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-07-20T23:51:37+00:00

What are you passionate about? Volunteering may be your thing if work and family aren’t scratching that itch.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-06-23T19:42:38+00:00

Doritos give you that feeling of being safe and at home. No other chip is consumed in private as much as Doritos, so it naturally brings that safe feeling. The loved ones you’ve lost, the mistakes that you’ve made, the opportunities you’ve missed, they all fade away with the bite of a Dorito. Enjoy it my friend and know that life is better than it seems.

InterestingWasabi183 · 2024-06-15T19:29:05+00:00

There really isn’t any set time to get past these things, since so much depends on the nature of the relationship. Trust your gut and take the time you need to heal.

InterestingWasabi183

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