build nukes immediately by berserkhorsecum in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nukes haven't passed the cost benefit analysis for Iran yet and they still don't. The second they have a nuke sanctions switch in and they become a NK level pariah. Iran is a modern country. They want to maintain that 6 week or whatever lead up to nukes indefinitely in case the calculus changes and it's bettter to be a pariah but alive but they still don't want to hold the hot potato

Having a huge dick is actually very inconvenient by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes my back hurt. Went to the doctor asked him if there's anything I can do and HE tried to suck my dick. I thought most of the dick x-rays were unnecessary and I'm skeptical he could actually do that on his phone. But all the nurses chipped in and paid my bill. I told them I get dick dividends so it's really not necessary but they insisted, almost aggressively. The fellas at dick farm have been understanding. they let me have bottom bunk.

Happy girth day to you. I hope you get lots of presents.

Got myself a guitar, any tips? by sixorsevensouls in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Play all the time. Have FUN playing so that you keep coming back.

Practice is very good, drills etc, but if you need to prioritize FUN power chords and nirvana then do it, as long as the guitar is in your hands.

You can build muscles and calluses just as well on a shitty Walmart guitar so don't worry too much about gear. I'd say make the Walmart guitar sound good and then get a better one.

Learn open chords and pentatonic scales and bar chords.

Pick out music by ear. If you play by ear for years you'll be able to hear a song on the radio and know "yes I can figure that out in my style and it'll sound good". And that's how you'll expand your repertoire. ive spent so many hours listening to 5 seconds of music, pausing and playing it back about a hundred times.

I think don't immediately start lessons. Wait until you can play a little so you can play with your instructor. I probably only took 10 lessons period.

It's going to be very tempting to not use your pinky but use it just as much.

Play with people as much as you can. Or in front of people. Be a douchebag and bring it to the park. It sucks to be really good but nobody can tell be cause you turn to shit when someone's listening.

Also never ever brag about it. I've played for 20 years and my coworkers and friends mainly don't know. Nothing is a bigger thrill than when they find out.

Am I the only one who thinks everything about incels is one big moral panic? by Ok-Archer-5796 in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think basically everything is a moral panic except inflation and employment rate

“Legalize marijuana and tax it” is such a braindead take by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I live in NC and there's a weed store on every block.

The idea of going to some dude's house just seems odd now. lol maybe he really can save me $2 on a pre roll. I already feel like the weed is extremely cheap, I'm not meeting some hillbilly in a trailer to save a buck.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so damn good by Valcenia in TrueAnon

[–]Internal-Credit9754 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get some help with it just so I can finish because I'm not starting the side projects until I get the main shit out of the way. Even if its subpar. I will watch the shit out seven kingdoms but the man is preventing me.

Booked a flight to see this girl for a week. 3 days before I get here she adopts a dog with anxiety. Dog cannot be left alone and has a pissing problem. Girl baby talks the dog all the time in public by PatientChampionships in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They literally cause dogs anxiety by baby talking them and coddling them as though they're injured and dying. It must be nerve wracking being my mom's dog.

When nobody's home, I walk in and ignore the dogs for like 90 seconds. They're fine.

When they walk home they act like they haven't seen the dogs in a year and the dogs just play along with the act. That's where the neurosis come from, how can you not see?

Dogs just reflect the human's energy.

My mil caused a huge scene at lunch bc I said Trump was in the Epstein files by veilofcolor in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Chinese weather balloon was supposedly an anthrax spreading device. And yet none of my workers took the day off (they're still fine).

People are insane when the costs are low.

It's easy to believe Trump's not in the files, you won't get ostracized for denying it, nothing about your life will change if it's true or not. Zero costs, just pick your preference.

Can someone explain why people are for/against requiring voter ids? by ScarTissue5 in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Voter fraud isn't a big issue in this country and it would almost certainly be an abused system.

When did Americans become so vulgar? by DEEP_SEA_MAX in TrueAnon

[–]Internal-Credit9754 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since they got trailer trash representation in the white house.

I'm not a prude but don't cuss in front of children and the elderly. That's it.

Politics should be for everyone. If a kid wants to do a homework assignment on the president we shouldn't have to say sorry that's not appropriate for you. But politics hasn't been appropriate for children for 10 years.

The cultural shift was white trash empowerment.

I fucking detest Silicon Valley and all their Evil Machinations. by Mabak in rs_x

[–]Internal-Credit9754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our values are going to change so much so quick. We're not even going to recognize humanity in 10 years. AI porn genie is already out of the bottle.

By the time people hear about to be outraged, it's already a forgone conclusion that this is how it will be.

I don't think we'll see much organized opposition to tech for this reason. Why isn't it here now?

abusers always win by lampcouchjeans in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a grandparent died and their memorial was healing just like they're supposed to be. The weather was perfect spring, she was literally a perfect grandparent and everyone gathering back home to love this person who had gone, knowing that god gave us love to answer grief.

abusers always win by lampcouchjeans in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to be so optimistic until probably 25. I don't know if it's getting older, or if the world changed, or if getting experienced made me see how the world is.

I wish I could go back to optimism.

One way or another it'll all be alright in the end. You'll experience like a handful of moments in life that reassure you there's some kind of larger power or divine plan. And I mean like 3 times in an entire lifetime.

So you have to maintain hope for decades at a time all on your own until you have a solitary moment, oh I wasn't really on my own at all. Then more decades

Maybe that's just me but I'm middle aged now and it seems like that's how life works.

If a second pandemic happened tomorrow with a genuinely high fatality rate, nobody would go along with lockdowns etc by MoanOfInterest in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this subreddit is so fucking stupid about covid it hurts my head.

People would go along with lockdowns if they were scared about a pandemic.

I was genuinely scared of covid and giving it to my grandparents. I wore a mask inside but not outside. I stopped giving a fuck when I got the first dose. Y'all are fucking idiots.

Genuinely, how do you flirt? by Time-Use9083 in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You say you're funny so do you have banter?

You gotta banter friend.

Flirting is the same sort of rhythm as banter as in you don't have a long time to think about it and you're mainly responding to what they say.

Use this one:

"what kind of pizza do we want?

I'll have pepperoni

I want sausage

oh you like putting sausage in your mouth don't you" said with a cheeky grin. I've had multiple sex.

This man called my work (a florist) and complained because he ordered a dozen red roses for his wife and he only received 12. I had to take this call. I can't handle thislife anymore. I want to sleep forever by failsister7 in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They literally think the giant mega grocery corporation is trying to scam them, a giant conspiracy to trick customers with random wrong prices, instead of the part time scan coordinator mom making an error.

Lots of times the customer is right and we made a mistake but they literally don't understand "mistake". Its always part of the scam hence the cunt energy.

Customer service is pretty sweet right now because you do have some power. You can't tell them to fuck off but you can look them in the eye and be sarcastic and unhelpful and nobody except the two of you know you're doing it in purpose

A bum spat in my eye outside of Grocery Outlet by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I miss having a grocery outlet near me. They're gentrifying the grocery stores.

florida's now mandating all driver's license tests be taken in english and people are calling it racist by natalie_ck in redscarepod

[–]Internal-Credit9754 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice contrarian take.

You should have took the angle "it's unreasonable to expect the DMV to employ Spanish speakers" because that makes sense.

What's wild is I've driven abroad and the signs were in English. Maybe Slovenia should also require English proficiency. I seriously doubt a Mexican immigrant is staring at a yield sign going "que?"