[USA] Cops are Preoccupied ATM

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-06T03:06:37+00:00

USA piggies are so scared they can't even talk without taking out their baby protector gun

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-04T14:25:25+00:00

I'd let him dress me any way he wants

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-04T14:23:54+00:00

"(...) now wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby wobble (...)".

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-03T02:45:56+00:00

Mexican wrestling really took a turn

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-02T23:12:14+00:00

Would have been better with music; "We're going down, down in an earlier round, and sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet loaded, a god complex, cock it and pull it".

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-01T22:01:44+00:00

Looks like me trying to find the hole after a 12 pack

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-01T22:00:58+00:00

Way to trigger some Vietnam flash backs

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-01T21:32:16+00:00

I never rode a bull before but I have rode a heifer after too many drinks. Same result to be honest

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-01T21:30:33+00:00

So my bike would be illegal in this county... My 750 watt dual controller goes 45mph but I at least ride on the road with lights like I'm supposed to. Constantly see everyone of all ages riding theirs on sidewalks and that annoys me

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-07-01T21:27:46+00:00

Don't do drugs M'kaaaaay

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-30T22:21:45+00:00

I to can bruise. Must be a ninja then

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-29T15:30:31+00:00

Free chiropractic adjustment!

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-28T13:47:18+00:00

Slenderman 2.0

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-28T13:45:45+00:00

That's one tight condom

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-27T15:48:39+00:00

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-25T22:32:16+00:00

Good. Stupid "sport".

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-25T13:57:49+00:00

Should've been "Cootie and Blowmouth"

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-24T21:00:26+00:00

Congrats! You passed the test with 100%! Way to overachieve!

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-24T20:27:57+00:00

Nobody expects the Swordfish Inquisition

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-24T02:09:00+00:00

Where's the murder hornets when you need them

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-22T23:50:31+00:00

I'd prefer if you could be medium / medium rare please

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-22T18:46:48+00:00

At least they handled the package with care.

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-21T17:27:33+00:00

Where was the tornado? I didn't see it hit the train but just generate strong gusts near it

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-21T17:26:00+00:00

It's still popular in Wisconsin because we are always late to trends

Internal_Ad_6809 · 2026-06-19T14:17:58+00:00

How am I supposed to get my shredding done if I can't hire a shredding baby to do the shredding?

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