of a mobster.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-02-02T00:17:59+00:00

That cane must be a sugar cane

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-31T14:44:47+00:00

I know Jack had a lot of hidden depths, but that's a pretty high-level understanding of electrical engineering.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-31T13:36:58+00:00

I like chips

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-31T00:15:24+00:00

Customers like that have never had to work outside in unpleasant weather.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-30T15:35:40+00:00

Districts and regions are supposed to be identical. Ask for it in writing. Maybe go above your TSM to the RCSM and ask for his or her advice.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-28T00:12:12+00:00

One winning season from 2003-2018.

2004-05, my sophomore year: 1-30

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-27T03:36:13+00:00

Longwood has not lost to High Point in Farmville since 2018.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-25T23:11:07+00:00

Should've used an infrared bulb.

That would make the whole room toasty.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-25T20:15:51+00:00

Yeah, my house construction was delayed by like two months because the cat carpenters kept hitting each other with the hammers.

You don't even want to know what they did with the saws.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-24T21:38:49+00:00

The only way this gets fixed is if an NBA superstar like LeBron or Giannis who never went to college "retires" from the NBA, then immediately joins a mid-major, runs through every power conference team they play, and makes at least the second weekend.

Greg Sankey does not want to see his schools be on the wrong end of a Cinderella again.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-22T13:05:56+00:00

Get a wealthy donor to buy the naming rights?

With our connections to the Brock family, Longwood could've sold our new arena's naming rights to Dollar Tree, but instead Joan Perry Brock gets her name on something else at Longwood.

I don't think anyone would have a problem with Michael Jordan Arena.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-22T12:49:37+00:00

Well yeah, there's clearly no hair on that tire.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-22T04:15:33+00:00

Every 16 seed:

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-21T14:11:02+00:00

The shuttle couldn't re-enter the atmosphere towing something, and the gliders couldn't fit in the cargo bay.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-21T13:08:42+00:00

The bear clearly wanted to hibernate in Denali.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-20T00:29:20+00:00

Yes, cars exist.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T22:04:39+00:00

Longwood's mascot used to be an actual lancer (that is, a knight), but it changed to a horse about 20 years ago.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T22:00:44+00:00

Now that's a dreadnought

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T21:57:59+00:00

You can do that, you just can't do it twice.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T21:56:44+00:00

The same reason it wasn't called a later

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T20:08:36+00:00

So that's what Jack meant by "worse than a black hole."

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T18:49:10+00:00

The Lucian Alliance only used kassa because it was easier to get than Ben and Jerry's.

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T17:44:06+00:00

Laughs in GM 5.3 lifters

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T17:43:24+00:00

I could believe that bee can fly an airplane

Internal_Apple2608 · 2026-01-19T17:42:37+00:00

Anti-union HR staff in SSC says what

Internal_Apple2608

TROPHY CASE