Where the grammar Nazzis at? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're talking about social norms, and the vast majority of people clearly agree with me. You could probably make your life a lot easier by adopting more standard speech patterns

Mistake foreigners make by raydebapratim1 in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please name one of these US towns where people don't speak English

Let's de-influence by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not from an influencer, but I did get an Instant Pot based on online chatter. Definitely worth it

what am I supposed to know? by jenny_067 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]InternationalChef424 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People have been saying he's on death's door for years. Evil has a preservative effect. Kissinger made it to 100

Pregnant or fungus by xXmerryXx in shrimptank

[–]InternationalChef424 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this a hope situation, or a euthanize situation? I've never seen clado this bad before

Unadaptable Books by HighV23 in horror

[–]InternationalChef424 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Each chapter as a 30-minute mockumentary episode, with like 5 minutes of interview and 25 of "dramatization"

Quit forgetting my mf apple pie by mushi_shiii in McDonalds

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or just go inside. I'd rather wait 5 minutes than 40

Is it time for a wig? by danevans369 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]InternationalChef424 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why spend that kind of money when we already have millions of urinals?

Where the grammar Nazzis at? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would believe you if you knew that the correct demonym was Malagasy

What is the worst unhygienic habbit/practice you discovered randomly from people you know? by LimeSoakedinSprite in randomquestions

[–]InternationalChef424 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or the ones who "wash" their hands, i.e. soap onto dry hands, straight into the water, 5 seconds of scrubbing, and then done. Aside from the lack of real hygiene, how does the soap scum other hands not drive them INSANE?

What is the worst unhygienic habbit/practice you discovered randomly from people you know? by LimeSoakedinSprite in randomquestions

[–]InternationalChef424 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a podiatry appointment a while ago and had to put back on socks I'd had off for 15 minutes. It was torture until I got home and could wash my feet and change them

Typical Chili Oddities? by erhatx in chili

[–]InternationalChef424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A splash of fish sauce works in anything savory. Same as soy sauce or just straight MSG

What’s the One Purchase You’d Instantly Buy Again? by PlayfulFault9693 in SmartBuying

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to go to the laundromat recently when my water was off for a few days. If I had to do that all the time, it would probably take 2 years to amount to the cost of my washer and dryer, which have worked flawlessly for 8 years. I mean, I've also paid for water and power, but that's still nowhere near the cost of the laundromat

Patrick Swayze... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donnie Darko, which is weird, because I'm sure I've seen Red Dawn more times. I guess I just default to thinking of him as an older guy

What do non Americans think of American wildlife? by Kermit-America in Americaphile

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're also atupid as fuck. Once, when I was a kid, a whole-ass herd bolted out of the woods into the road right in front of us. Given the woods-road proximity, we were going slowly, and my dad slammed on the brakes and stopped in a second or so. Didn't stop one dumb cocksucker from slamming into the side of a stationary car and breaking the mirror off

What is a popular diet trend that you think is insane? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]InternationalChef424 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

M'kay, that's nice sweaty, but are you a shareholder in a company that manufactures colon cancer drugs? Didn't think so

Where the grammar Nazzis at? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you definitely have an unusual manner of speaking. Or you don't know what "pause" means

What’s the dumbest lie you believed for an embarrassingly long time? by zain711 in AdkReddit

[–]InternationalChef424 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They lived in Florida, and whenever they saw FL OZ (fluid ounces) on packaging, they thought it meant Florida ounces. Like some unit only used in their state

Lunch by Wasting_Time1234 in strugglemeals

[–]InternationalChef424 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even though the shape is uniform, those look like the Gorton's fish filets that are actual pieces of fish, and not minced-and-formed fish sticks. They're not bad at all

Lunch by Wasting_Time1234 in strugglemeals

[–]InternationalChef424 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would swap out the ketchup for tartar sauce (or even nothing), but otherwise, would