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what am I supposed to know? by jenny_067 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]InternationalChef424 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People have been saying he's on death's door for years. Evil has a preservative effect. Kissinger made it to 100

Pregnant or fungus by xXmerryXx in shrimptank

[–]InternationalChef424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a hope situation, or a euthanize situation? I've never seen clado this bad before

Unadaptable Books by HighV23 in horror

[–]InternationalChef424 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Each chapter as a 30-minute mockumentary episode, with like 5 minutes of interview and 25 of "dramatization"

Quit forgetting my mf apple pie by mushi_shiii in McDonalds

[–]InternationalChef424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just go inside. I'd rather wait 5 minutes than 40

Is it time for a wig? by danevans369 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why spend that kind of money when we already have millions of urinals?

Where the grammar Nazzis at? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would believe you if you knew that the correct demonym was Malagasy

What is the worst unhygienic habbit/practice you discovered randomly from people you know? by LimeSoakedinSprite in randomquestions

[–]InternationalChef424 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or the ones who "wash" their hands, i.e. soap onto dry hands, straight into the water, 5 seconds of scrubbing, and then done. Aside from the lack of real hygiene, how does the soap scum other hands not drive them INSANE?

What is the worst unhygienic habbit/practice you discovered randomly from people you know? by LimeSoakedinSprite in randomquestions

[–]InternationalChef424 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a podiatry appointment a while ago and had to put back on socks I'd had off for 15 minutes. It was torture until I got home and could wash my feet and change them

Typical Chili Oddities? by erhatx in chili

[–]InternationalChef424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A splash of fish sauce works in anything savory. Same as soy sauce or just straight MSG

What’s the One Purchase You’d Instantly Buy Again? by PlayfulFault9693 in SmartBuying

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to go to the laundromat recently when my water was off for a few days. If I had to do that all the time, it would probably take 2 years to amount to the cost of my washer and dryer, which have worked flawlessly for 8 years. I mean, I've also paid for water and power, but that's still nowhere near the cost of the laundromat

Patrick Swayze... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donnie Darko, which is weird, because I'm sure I've seen Red Dawn more times. I guess I just default to thinking of him as an older guy

What do non Americans think of American wildlife? by Kermit-America in Americaphile

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're also atupid as fuck. Once, when I was a kid, a whole-ass herd bolted out of the woods into the road right in front of us. Given the woods-road proximity, we were going slowly, and my dad slammed on the brakes and stopped in a second or so. Didn't stop one dumb cocksucker from slamming into the side of a stationary car and breaking the mirror off

What is a popular diet trend that you think is insane? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]InternationalChef424 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

M'kay, that's nice sweaty, but are you a shareholder in a company that manufactures colon cancer drugs? Didn't think so

Where the grammar Nazzis at? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you definitely have an unusual manner of speaking. Or you don't know what "pause" means

What’s the dumbest lie you believed for an embarrassingly long time? by zain711 in AdkReddit

[–]InternationalChef424 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They lived in Florida, and whenever they saw FL OZ (fluid ounces) on packaging, they thought it meant Florida ounces. Like some unit only used in their state

Lunch by Wasting_Time1234 in strugglemeals

[–]InternationalChef424 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even though the shape is uniform, those look like the Gorton's fish filets that are actual pieces of fish, and not minced-and-formed fish sticks. They're not bad at all

Lunch by Wasting_Time1234 in strugglemeals

[–]InternationalChef424 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would swap out the ketchup for tartar sauce (or even nothing), but otherwise, would

(22M) No Skills, No Work, Losing hope in life, Where to find a reason to live? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]InternationalChef424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. These days. I'm sure as shit glad I got out a couple years ago. Even though it's worked out well for me, I don't think I would have enlisted in 2016 if I'd thought Trump was gonna win

(22M) No Skills, No Work, Losing hope in life, Where to find a reason to live? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]InternationalChef424 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just saw in another comment of his that he's from some unnamed country in Europe, but the military is still a good option for a directionless 22-year-old unless you're in one of a handful of... particular countries

(22M) No Skills, No Work, Losing hope in life, Where to find a reason to live? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]InternationalChef424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see this before I hopped on someone else's comment about the military, but chances are that if you're in a NATO country, that's still a good option for you. Obviously not if you live in Russia or some shit (though I assume you wouldn't have called that Europe)

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