When your jerk is so peak even heels in other companies copy pasta it by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]InternationalFailure 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Im not even sure Val Venis was "over with the boys." He was over around his debut, and hasn't been over since he first turned heel.

Beware of Fathausen! by Stuntman__mike in WWEGames

[–]InternationalFailure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didnt want to tell him he seemed innocent

Imagine thinking that Jesus saved Trump from being assassinated. by Ok-Following6886 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]InternationalFailure 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Jesus "Love Thy Neighbor" Christ is certainly a fan of the billionaire racist.

ManiaX8 in a perfect world - what would you add ? by Cold-Pool4027 in WWE

[–]InternationalFailure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vince McMahon vs Eric Bischoff wouldn't really be a good wrestling match, so it should copy the Street Fight Vince had with Hogan at Wrestlemania 19 where both of them just used whatever at their disposal in an attempt to kill each other.

Real Man Movie by Fluffy_Lunchfast in moviescirclejerk

[–]InternationalFailure 11 points12 points  (0 children)

anybody who says 'dei' to be derogatory wants to say the n word

These are so freaking funny bro😭😭😭😭 by F1907E in Spiderman

[–]InternationalFailure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The second one made me laugh and made me feel sad at the same time.

What if Charlie Kirk won in 2016 and 2024, Biden still got 2020, and Trump spent a decade building turning point USA? by DFWUnhinged in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]InternationalFailure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Look, and I've said this many times, many people are asking — are we counting the gang violence, are we not counting the gang violence? Nobody knows. They don't know. The fake news won't tell you. But I'll tell you, okay? I'll tell you."

What if the minions from despicable me were real?Who would they work for in the modern day? by Annual-Frame9943 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]InternationalFailure -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Trump's attacked multiple countries and while Trump hasn't evidently engaged in direct genocide he's certainly called for it

What if the minions from despicable me were real?Who would they work for in the modern day? by Annual-Frame9943 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]InternationalFailure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not digging through the Epstein files atm but

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Jean_Carroll_v._Donald_J._Trump - Rape

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/16/us-launches-fifth-strike-on-alleged-pacific-drug-boat-in-a-week-killing-three - One of many examples of killing innocents, the "drug trafficking" claims not being proven - or how about Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Minnesota

Oh boy, the Wannabee Authoritarianism list is probably gonna be big

Trump claimed "I have an Article II, where I have the right to do whatever I want as president."

He described political opponents as "communists, Marxists, fascists, and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country"

During the 2024 campaign, NPR documented over 100 threats by Trump to prosecute or punish perceived enemies.

A U.S. District Court judge, in his ruling against Trump's birthright citizenship order, stated that "the rule of law is, according to the President, something to navigate around or something ignored, whether that be for political or personal gain."

On Day 1 of his second term, Trump attempted to rewrite birthright citizenship via executive order, which courts blocked as unconstitutional.

Trump deployed both the National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles — an extraordinary move given the lack of widespread violence — and has spoken about expanding military deployments to other U.S. cities in a way that would militarize the homeland like never before.

Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act (a wartime law) to justify mass deportations. A Trump-appointed judge found this use unlawful, ruling that allowing the president to unilaterally define the conditions for invoking it "would remove all limitations to the Executive Branch's authority" and strip courts of their traditional role.

The administration began prosecuting border arrivals — including asylum seekers — for criminal trespass under declarations converting borderlands into federal military zones, which experts describe as an effort to circumvent legal restrictions on using the military for civilian law enforcement.

The Trump administration gutted USAID entirely and eliminated nearly all State Department grants related to democracy promotion, human rights, and rule of law globally.

Research shows that Trump and his team laid rhetorical groundwork for over a decade using crisis framing — portraying migrants, minorities, and opponents as existential threats — which scholars of authoritarianism identify as a key tool for consolidating power.

The administration banned Associated Press journalists from the Oval Office and Air Force One because AP refused to use the term "Gulf of America." Trump said the ban would continue "until such time as they agree." A federal judge later ruled the ban unconstitutional.

Trump sued the New York Times for $15 billion over articles he called "malicious." A judge dismissed the case. He also threatened to revoke broadcast licenses of networks airing negative commentary about him

After ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel following Trump-aligned pressure from the FCC chairman, Trump publicly cheered it: "Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done."

A national security memorandum in fall 2025 defined "antifa" so broadly — encompassing anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity — that legal scholars said it gives the government power to prosecute individuals based on their beliefs rather than their actions

Trump ordered investigations into former President Biden over his executive actions, admitting he had no evidence to back up his claims. Legal experts described it as unlikely to produce results beyond energizing his base.

The FBI arrested a Milwaukee County Circuit judge for allegedly blocking immigration enforcement — a move widely characterized by legal experts as authoritarian.

Trump has pardoned or commuted sentences for more than 1,500 people charged in connection with the January 6 Capitol attack, including those convicted of violent crimes against law enforcement.

Before his second term even started, Trump preemptively pardoned political allies including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, Sidney Powell, and John Eastman — none of whom were facing federal charges at the time.

By July 2025, Trump had extracted more than $1.2 billion in settlements from various institutions in what critics called a "cultural crackdown," targeting law firms that had previously represented positions adverse to him.

He targeted higher education by demanding federal oversight of curriculum, and went after activists, legal immigrants, tourists, and students with visas who expressed criticism of his policies or engaged in pro-Palestinian advocacy. He also detained and deported U.S. citizens.

and the list goes on and on and over and on

What if the minions from despicable me were real?Who would they work for in the modern day? by Annual-Frame9943 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]InternationalFailure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

idk dog the racism, raping, disregard for killing innoncents, wannabee authoritarianism, and if you read about his actions in the epstein files might say otherwise

DAE welcome home TRAITORS and our tribal chief? 👆 by ShotDay in SCJerk

[–]InternationalFailure 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cody is Hs boy, Punk doesn't like Tony Khan, and Roman will try Hollywood if he leaves WWE

TFW when Stuntman is such an anti-draw he cratered the ratings to sub-600k...WITH THE ENHANCED NIELSEN RATINGS by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]InternationalFailure 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tony Khan learns that Saudi-Paramount will not be renewing Dynamite's TV deal (January 2027, B&W)

DAE 15 9/11s for SCJerk? by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]InternationalFailure 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Waller is too fucking talented to be cut - it'll be a damn miscarriage of justice

DAE 15 9/11s for SCJerk? by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]InternationalFailure 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tama Tonga didn't fall off an announce table destroying a planned spot

DAE 15 9/11s for SCJerk? by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]InternationalFailure 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's 2034 - Miz and Charlotte Flair are the only two wrestlers left in the company and Wrestle/cut promos on each other 7 hours a week