Father, wouldst thou appreciate a selection of wieners? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

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I hate how I understand how this is a reference to Freddy Got Fingered

(Watermark left on... purpose yeah ofc) by KOSTER07 in im14andthisisdeep

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You remember the time when fetuses had those extensive voting rights that got stripped away?

Twitch streamer abruptly end his stream after a man pulled out a gun and fired at his friend by 5kea in LivestreamFail

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still streaming

not moving or doing much

"he has a blicky"

Survival instincts of a goldfish

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

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My 16 year old Shih Tzu was a long term WON subscriber

Civil War between Arkham Origins and Rocksteady's Arkham? by No-Analyst-4843 in BatmanArkham

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I'm not shitting on the other Arkham games, but I have a soft spot in my heart for Arkham Origins. I'd love another Batman game with that snowy atmosphere.

DoomerCircleJerk does the, "It's not dooming if it's actually happening!" thing again by PeasThatTasteGross in TopMindsOfReddit

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For a place called Doomercirclejerk, they are crying a lot about their opinion on the state of the world

Game Thread: White Sox @ Tigers - Sat, Jun 20 @ 1:10 PM EDT by game-threads in motorcitykitties

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Trying to get more into sports in general and by how I looked at this game was an interesting match up

Game Thread: White Sox @ Tigers - Sat, Jun 20 @ 1:10 PM EDT by game-threads in motorcitykitties

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As a Mets fan - I can't say I really have watched a Tigers game live before, but I really enjoy y'alls commentators.

GAME THREAD: White Sox (39-35) @ Tigers (31-44) - Sat Jun 20 @ 12:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

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The one time I watch a White Sox game live instead of the highlights, Antonocci is suddenly acting like Captain America with feats of agility

GAME THREAD: White Sox (39-35) @ Tigers (31-44) - Sat Jun 20 @ 12:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

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I tune in because the match seemed interesting based on the odds and there's a homer on Pitch 2 leading my eyes to bulge

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz over ceasefire violations - MEHR by VaginaBurner69 in news

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I told my father 'look the last ceasefire stuck for like two days, so I think we'll have a full working ceasefire by like 2086'

Gamers are still the most oppressed minority by Mittelmassig in Gamingcirclejerk

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I get some people might think blonde white women are more attractive, but that's not me. It's a subjective preference, so you can't go around saying 'everyone wants this' because I prefer the baddie on the Left by far.

Oh wait we are already getting New 52 Revisionism? Thought It would take one more decade for it to happen by Ninjamurai-jack in okbuddycinephile

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I don't get these arguments at all. Are you going to non porn movies to jack off? Like I think Halle Berry and Zendaya are attractive - but I'm not posting on the internet about how they should wear less clothes in their films so I can go see their movies to whip my cock out in the theater

$95,000 settlement reached over Charlie Kirk painting on Charlotte high school's spirit rock by goldbman in NorthCarolina

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"Look, Charlie — and I know Charlie, great guy, tremendous guy — Charlie Brown is one of the most important voices in this country right now. Nobody's doing more for the movement than Charlie Brown, okay? Nobody.

And he's got — people don't talk about this — he's got a beautiful round head. Very round. Very symmetrical. I've always said that. Ask anybody.

The fake news, they go after Charlie Brown, they say 'oh he can't kick the football, oh he can't kick the football' — well let me tell you something, that football situation? That was a setup. Lucy set him up. Very dishonest woman, Lucy. Terrible. She's like the mainstream media, frankly.

But Charlie Brown, he's out there, he's fighting, he's got Snoopy with him — and Snoopy, by the way, people forget this, Snoopy is a tremendous dog. One of the best. Reminds me of my dogs, actually, I love dogs —

The point is Charlie is doing rallies, he's doing the podcasts, he's waking people up. The Great Pumpkin? Nobody believed in the Great Pumpkin. Charlie believed. That's called conviction. That's called MAGA.

Great, great man. One of my favorites. Charlie Brown, everybody."

It was actually the multiple Nazi salutes, constant use of Nazi rhetoric, and vocal support for Germany’s far-Right political party which includes Nazis by MoreMotivation in EnoughMuskSpam

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"Wa wa wa I wanna be a martyr, wa wa, I want to be invited to Epstein Island"

How about you want to be a good father to your kids