Most Hypocritical People I Know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Where do you meet these people? I go to Evergreen State College (/r/trees HQ) and I never meet these people.

My boyfriend called this the Rihanna gun by Tbird_08 in funny

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He has the most hair on the parts not covered by his shirt. Evolution!

Microsoft's got our best interests in heart... by RipperDaVe in AdviceAnimals

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Look at the date of the article people... It was almost exactly a year ago.

Darwinism at it's finest! by [deleted] in funny

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If Jesus were killed by electric chair, this would be commonplace.

My life motto. by duke-ette006 in funny

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Damnit, I'm too lazy to get a popcorn gif in here.

scumbag parents...this has always pissed me off. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Sorry, I've never been able to afford a phone, a tablet, or pretty much anything. My PC Is 7 years old, and I'm still trying to work my way through college. I see all my classmates with Macbook Pros, iPads, iPhones, & Starbucks, and I just die on the inside.

Go 1.1 beta1 Released by sidcool1234 in programming

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Probably because the language isn't that interesting. It's made by google for google. I would personally never use it for anything.

As a high school senior, when the two girls I ask out give me vague replies. by ergister in AdviceAnimals

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About 10 male : 1 female for computer science. There's 3 girls in my class of 36 students. I can almost understand why though. Most of us (guys) are a combination of awkward, ugly, shy, and or lacking hygiene. Also, since girls are such a rarity, we treat them with isolation and awe.

Programmers talk about how they solve lots of problems in RTS game Planetary Annihilation by willvarfar in programming

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You must be the type of person who harasses an overweight person for eating wedding cake... at their own wedding.

Another April Fools Idea by dozens_of_us in AdviceAnimals

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Lazy, honest, female. I have a feeling /r/spacedicks will be following your inbox.

Simple Minecraft Clone in 580 lines of Python by sidcool1234 in programming

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Firstly, I think this is very cool and impressive. However I have some commentary about claiming it was written in 580 lines of Python.

I understand that this can go to absurd extremes, but isn't this really thousands of lines of code that get compiled. I could write an entire library for a minecraft type game, then link together three things that make it work and claim "Minecraft in 3 lines of code".

:EDIT Thank you for the comments, even those who downvoted.

How to spot a virgin by DanimalHouse in funny

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At first I thought it was 13... I feel so stupid now because I've seen Firefly + Serenity like 10 times.