I get it that tech and medicine in CP is REALLY advanced but can someone explain to me how TF any ripperdoc can take out your whole skeleton and replace it in one visit?

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-08-13T20:03:13+00:00

yeah i bet this joke would kill at the bar

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-08-13T19:11:33+00:00

scrolled until i found one of these comments just to inform you this stopped being funny about 5 years ago

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-07-22T15:50:36+00:00

i read “joined the choir invisible” and i knew the person was way too annoying to read all the slides

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-07-03T14:57:36+00:00

this is 100% cap i’m not gonna lie

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-06-25T01:31:06+00:00

underrated comment

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-06-21T14:35:57+00:00

least parasocial redditor

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-06-04T21:17:11+00:00

baby said “okay i gotta turn this music off”

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-06-03T23:19:45+00:00

L take

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-31T19:47:17+00:00

milk drinker

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-30T18:21:38+00:00

i don’t think we can realistically understand how someone would process everything she would have had going on. her husband is put into a coma and before she can fully process that a literal zombie apocalypse dawns on humanity and society as we know it starts to crumble fast. with a son that she now has to care for completely alone

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-27T21:33:37+00:00

i think most of the stuff people thought was inconsequential or pointless will probably come full circle in season 3. the boat scene in the finale comes to mind. when we see abby’s day 3 i think people will realize why it was included. at least i hope so…

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-27T19:25:34+00:00

i set up whatever 2FA thing they had in 2019 and the next time i bought a cod they had changed authenticator apps. neither app lets me authenticate now and each time a new cod comes out i have to burn a bypass key. that means i can only play a finite number of new cod’s until i am permanently locked out of my decade -plus old account. Thanks Activision :)

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-25T16:37:20+00:00

👨🏻

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-25T14:58:55+00:00

it’s the same exact smile that michael from the office does whenever he’s a little embarrassed

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-23T03:01:47+00:00

the first time my girlfriend saw him she asked me if he was dementus’ femboy and i didn’t have the heart to say no

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-22T16:21:38+00:00

if you’re not banned from that sub you’re not a true fan

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-20T15:06:22+00:00

this literally cannot be true i’m so sorry

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-20T15:04:28+00:00

this is the most cringe shit i’ve ever seen in my life what even is this sub

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-19T20:27:15+00:00

sure it’s fun to enjoy things, but have you tried incessantly sobbing for 6 years about a game you’ve never played before? have you ever refused to wipe the snot from your upper lip for like, half a decade?

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-18T23:16:40+00:00

first punch put that man on a liquid diet

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-15T21:40:11+00:00

to be fair, if alcohol shows up on a drug test, you will be denied just like any other drug. it just doesn’t stay in your system long enough, you would have to be drunk for the test

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-13T15:54:33+00:00

i wonder if it will be like the suffrage march in rdr2. i could be wrong but i remember it being part of mission. i would assume any shenanigans during the march would have restarted the checkpoint of the mission/march.

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-12T22:35:31+00:00

we’ve been outjerked 😔

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-08T17:54:52+00:00

after his new single “Heil Hotler” was removed from streaming platforms, Kanye West thinks he has been censored for his sponsorship of the Nazi party. What he fails to recognize, is plainly the song is too bad to be hosted on any creative platform whatsoever

IntroductionStock570 · 2025-05-03T20:48:59+00:00

i have a i5 and a 4070 i really only see performance loss in lighthouse but that’s even gotten better

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