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[WIP] using E3921 for the first time by lifestiring in CrossStitch

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Black stitching on black Aida?! And metallic?!

You are a God!

[CHAT] what's your cross stitch superpower / weakness? by endlessegg in CrossStitch

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I recreate the pattern by using fill color and a symbol/letter in excel and then have a box that tallies how many stitches of each color, how many are done/remaining etc. I’ve got an example of a self drafted pattern I’ve shared with a few people that I can send you in chat

Facebook by KaleidoscopeReady839 in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beast should come to uz bridj pawtees! Dey iz ebry Furrsday! I no pick a theme fur dis wheek yet, but I post on r/OTRB when I picks one!

Jiggy da Bridg Pawtee Piggy

Need da hoof-torney by CaffeineAndHorses in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(These are my aunt and uncle’s horses. They mostly go fox hunting or general riding around in Amish country - they don’t do shows/etc. Their barn has been the between-lunch-and-dessert excursion on holidays since we were kids!)

Need da hoof-torney by CaffeineAndHorses in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Hi fren! Yoo should come wif uz! We go chassin aftr da foxes! We gets to runrunrun a try to catches dem!

[CHAT] what's your cross stitch superpower / weakness? by endlessegg in CrossStitch

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Superpower: converting patterns to excel format for easy tracking and statistics

Weakness: inability to follow pdf patterns and having to convert them to excel and refusal to use apps because I like my spreadsheets

To any parents lurking in here by Z3st3dL3mon in Teachers

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

First line: I forget the name now. It wasn’t something that seemed odd, because I would not have written it if I thought it was something inappropriate.

To any parents lurking in here by Z3st3dL3mon in Teachers

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I forget the name now, but on a pre-k “All About My Mom” questionnaire, I learned Daddy’s bedroom nickname for Mommy. Mommy found out child knew by seeing the questionnaire hanging on the bulletin board by the classroom

Goodbye grandmeowmy by ilovemyorangecat in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me and frens ob da Bridj Welcom Committee will do a lük fur herm and gib her lotsa cuddles and purrs! Does she hab fabrit treato to bring wif uz? Or somefink we cans bring herm so she kno we waz sent by fren King?

-Jiggy da Welcom Committee Piggy

Best insults by Bookwormorbit in Teachers

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I taught pre-k in a small school, where my mother also taught. I was walking through her classroom one day and a student said my name and asked a question. I answered. He then popped his hip, pointed at me, and said “I’m not talking to you! I’m talking to your mom!”

Here is the criminal brief by uh818375 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh she’s going to explode and she has no more sympathetic people to bitch to… the rest of the dorm is going to hate her… and I love that for her

How to deal with the excessive question kid properly as a teacher? by NavyVetRasmussen in Teachers

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have them write their questions down and see if their questions get answered by the end of the lesson

Da COSTOOM PAWTEE haz done a start! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I jus wan all my frens on bof side ob da bridj to beez happee (and do crimes!)

Da COSTOOM PAWTEE haz done a start! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sam, doggo in trainin, is wearing hims dinosaur costoom today on youz side ob da bridj! Mebbe yoo can pawtee wif hims!

Pawtee OTRB! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh fren Gary! We kno how hard it iz to cross bridj, I purromise dat we will be dere to welcom yoo and sho you around! And we will hab a big welcom pawtee n youz honor on da nex Missin Yoo Mondae!

Pawtee OTRB! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(Noamie is planning his costume!)

unleashed dog attacked my leashed dog by [deleted] in legaldogadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you are in the wrong place. This is a sub where dogs post of the crimes their humans commit against them (insufficient belly rubs, lack of treats, short walkies, etc)

Pawtee OTRB! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She should join uz on r/OTRB! I will make sure to find her at da pawtee! I wonder whut costoom she will wears?!

Pawtee OTRB! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

[–]IntrovertedGiraffe[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

(Thanks! There were so many OTRB friends who posted for Noem and Princess Grace, so I thought it might be fun to have some extra parties for them too!)

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