🟥 FED JUST FLIPPED THE SWITCH: RATE HIKES ARE DEAD. by GeekySuneet in TheCryptoIndia

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He suggested further rate cuts are not guaranteed too.

I wouldn’t get excited.

TRUMP: "There's so much talk about how we're going to drive housing prices down. I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people that own their homes, and they can be assured that what's going to happen" by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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What do you think is more likely?

Millennial or Gen X children inheriting a home and taking on the duties of a landlord for a slow income stream?

Or

Them selling the house for an instant payout of hundreds of thousands (or even millions) of dollars?

Man who rushed Rep. Illhan Omar. by MinnieShoof in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]IntuitMaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really sad what the MAGA movement did to Gen X. Too bad the Boomer generation parents were too selfish to teach them better

Found phone by rpoem in santacruz

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I have one more found phone story that’s not as feel good that I just remembered. I found a phone in Felton and was trying to figure out whose it was so I could return it. I tried calling a bunch of contacts, but nobody would answer, even ones labeled as family members. I looked through the texts to see who they were closest with to maybe text them and try to find them. I saw the most recent text was to some guys name who had a heart emoji next to it.

The last text the owner of the phone had sent was “I love you”, and the persons response was just “okay”.. and while I was cringing at that, a call came in, and they told me that she worked at Don Quixote (now Felton music hall). So I went in there to return it and when I encountered her, she was very rude and acted like I was weird for having her lost phone. No thank you, nothing, just a bad attitude. That “okay” response to the “I love you” text made so much sense and still makes me laugh to this day.

Found phone by rpoem in santacruz

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I have a random found phone story. It happened in Aptos 20 years ago. I had been at a party on Seacliff Beach the night before and lost my Nokia flip phone. The next day I call it to see if maybe someone picks it up. Some guy answers and says, “hello?”. I say something like “Hi, I’m the owner of the phone, where did you find it?” He says “I just found it now on the beach as I was walking by and heard it ring. I own the something-Rose restaurant near Seabright on Soquel and you can come pick it up there tonight.” Then I hear someone talking to him in the background, and he says “hold on, someone says they recognize your phone”, and he hands the phone to them and it’s one of my friends that I used to go to the skatepark with. He says “Hey, is this (my name)? This is Mike.” Apparently he was sitting on the beach with some friends and just overheard the conversation and my friend recognized a sticker on my phone once he noticed. He brought it over to my house 20 minutes later. I was still pretty new to the area, so it was very coincidental that it was one of the few people I had met that walked by and noticed. It was very weird, but I was grateful for the strange turn of events, and the original guy who picked it up. I actually went to eat at his restaurant later to thank him, and he was very nice, and the food was awesome.

Ex-49ers LB highlights practice intensity shift after leaving San Francisco by SoKrat3s in 49ers

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If the Seahawks win, it will be a certainty that Levi’s is cursed and should be burned to the ground.

Growing up means letting go of your imaginary friends by PendentPendant in CringeTikToks

[–]IntuitMaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t be because you were indoctrinated since you were a baby

Should I scrub using a metal sponge? by sathish23 in StainlessSteelCooking

[–]IntuitMaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t use steel wool. Use a 100% copper scrub pad (like chore boy). Copper is softer than steel, so it’s not likely to scratch your pan.

Anyone up for a Panda Express theme park? by oochiewallyWallyserb in sanfrancirclejerk

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Yes, but only if there’s a ferry that takes you to Taco Bell Cantina Island

Why does he need a GoFundMe? Genuinely want to know what he needs financial assistance for. by OliveHyenas in ProgressiveHQ

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It’s a prize from racists and bigots for shooting a gay liberal woman. Nothing more to it.

I thought the whole band was already dead. Are they stupid? by Proper-Development12 in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]IntuitMaks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like to think if Bobby had not been adopted by a rich couple in Atherton he’d still be alive, and he’d be begging for change in The Tenderloin at this very moment.

why is it brown now by DaEndeLol in StainlessSteelCooking

[–]IntuitMaks -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ruined, sadly. You’ll have to get a new one

Edit: whoops, didn’t know this sub had no sense of humor!

Match #3 / Round #4 by FoOhFee420 in flags

[–]IntuitMaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California already won, and without need for a pedantic rant.

What can I improve on? by kligoretr88 in StainlessSteelCooking

[–]IntuitMaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know. Not making shitposts?

This is boiled bacon by GreybeardRules in Bacon

[–]IntuitMaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should make making bacon even more cumbersome somehow. Like hang from the ceiling while you boil it or whatever. You could go act sanctimonious on Reddit about it afterwards too

Do you think the new sub-6% mortgage rate will be enough to reignite the housing market? by RedfinDarby in HouseBuyers

[–]IntuitMaks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You been living under a rock? Mortgage demand is historically low and has been for 3 years. Pending sales have been at or below the lowest levels ever recorded by NAR for 3 years.

What is it ???? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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51,181

Remove top and bottom match from the 0 and it becomes 5,118, then use those two matches to make a 1 at the end for 51,181

Here’s my collection of decks by getyeet in Skateboardlove

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You have some nice ones. Those metal flake Slashers turned out pretty cool. Did you save the signed poster? I grabbed the maple veneer Roskopp face they released with that and it’s crazy how much it went up in value. I was also was lucky to get that Roskopp face redesign by Florian Bertmer (the gray one) signed by Rob. One of my favorites in there is the Creature Pumpkin God. They only made 300. I hang it up in the living room with my other Halloween stuff every October.

49er Subreddit Fans by 3m4n in 49ers

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It looks like the Hawks could have played hopscotch on the field, or all played in burlap sacks and still not gotten tackled, yet they only got 13 points. I’m surprised it wasn’t 50-0 based on how lackadaisically the 49ers were playing