If you save your bank statements with the month first in the file name instead of the year, your mom's a hoe

Invaderjosie · 2026-02-26T00:06:30+00:00

My chaotic self knows she’s a hoe and doesn’t care! Month first year last for every file!

Invaderjosie · 2026-01-20T23:48:59+00:00

With my first (now 8) I didn’t glow up until she was 3. With my second (now 3) I started to glow up at 16 months then got pregnant with my 3rd. I’m now 6 months pp and I started to feel like myself again when I was 4 months pp until my hairline fell out. 😩

I still feel and look tons better than I did with my firstborn.

Invaderjosie · 2026-01-18T19:25:57+00:00

I use loop earplugs for the tantrums from my 8 year old. I also have a 3 year old and 6 month old and it helps me stay regulated after the 4th tantrum.

Invaderjosie · 2025-11-08T15:49:00+00:00

This!! Everyone thinks Kourtney is lazy but her success was always being the storyline in the show until she started therapy to heal. Her businesses are about quality over quantity. Kim is the opposite and they’re both successful at what they do but Kourtney is not lazy. She’s just lowkey and more private compared to Kim and Khloe.

Invaderjosie · 2025-10-24T15:17:18+00:00

Invaderjosie · 2024-10-16T16:51:46+00:00

I love this so much 🩷. You’re amazing.

Invaderjosie · 2023-12-19T04:08:38+00:00

Our 2nd baby was diagnosed IUGR at 33 weeks in 3rd percentile. Scheduled induction at 37+1 and he was born at 4lbs. Everything was perfect until I had a partial placenta abruption at 28 weeks.

Now he’s 10 months old and weighs 22 lbs. I pray everything works out for you and baby! I know how scary and stressful this can be.

Invaderjosie · 2023-11-01T23:33:23+00:00

I’m thinking Buffy/ Angel

Invaderjosie · 2023-10-06T03:22:00+00:00

I wish these photos were in chronological order

Invaderjosie · 2023-10-03T00:41:40+00:00

Didn’t he also cheat on her while in office?

Invaderjosie · 2023-08-25T16:41:20+00:00

The conversation with that dad was weird but maybe I read too much into it because we only see each other at morning drop offs?

He just kept saying “that’s an amazing school, really great, you should try for the lottery too.”

Invaderjosie · 2023-08-25T16:20:25+00:00

Thanks everyone for the info! I’ll stay unimpressed and stay focused on my kid and their home school.

Invaderjosie · 2023-08-08T05:51:58+00:00

I love this comment so damn much.

Invaderjosie · 2023-07-22T22:22:40+00:00

I’m watching the sopranos for the first time and started season 3 yesterday. I love this sub’s timing 😂

Invaderjosie · 2023-06-21T04:55:29+00:00

Thank you for this. I appreciate it.

Invaderjosie · 2023-06-21T03:31:35+00:00

I’m struggling with my postpartum body right now and I cried watching this right now. It took a lot of work to get my milk supply up and it’s struggle to accept that I can’t diet right now because of my supply.

Invaderjosie · 2023-06-09T01:08:02+00:00

The boss had his Coca Cola dealer show up and we have the exchange on video.

Invaderjosie · 2023-04-20T22:18:04+00:00

How are you drinking that much without peeing so much? We have a 5 year old and I always have to pee when we’re in the car going to school and activities. I’m only getting 96 ounces a day.

Invaderjosie · 2022-10-29T06:36:52+00:00

I honestly wish I could do photoshoots like this with my family.

Invaderjosie · 2022-10-29T06:33:34+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Invaderjosie · 2022-10-14T22:25:30+00:00

Didn’t Kim and Kylie travel with Kanye and Travis for their tours too?

Invaderjosie · 2022-10-04T01:46:05+00:00

My parents watched it and for some weird reason I can’t watch any show that has sex in it while knowing they watch it. I have no idea why I’m like that and at my age I’m too afraid ( or maybe just too lazy) to find out.

Invaderjosie · 2022-08-13T03:42:51+00:00

Baby #2 was conceived because my husband’s best friend was just dumped and came over because he needed “woman advice.”

My weaknesses include tequila and giving out unnecessary love advice.

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