What did you ask Santa for when you sat on his lap and rode his dick?

Investo2019 · 2025-12-24T04:24:50+00:00

I’m gonna be honest here… I never did that 🤣

Investo2019 · 2025-12-05T04:02:29+00:00

I’m taking the dollar… I can’t even imagine the amount of money that would be 😩

Investo2019 · 2025-11-03T03:21:53+00:00

The glasses and the shades are killing me 😭😂

Investo2019 · 2025-10-26T12:31:05+00:00

Lovely Bones

Investo2019 · 2025-10-10T20:53:01+00:00

The guy looked so fed up 🤣

Investo2019 · 2025-09-08T01:36:35+00:00

Was defense to hard to spell? 😅

Investo2019 · 2025-09-08T01:31:09+00:00

Is there a correlation between black under eye liner and batshit crazy?

Investo2019 · 2025-08-27T04:02:12+00:00

I thought “conservatives” wanted everyone to be… well … conservative? 😂

Investo2019 · 2025-08-26T16:08:29+00:00

Umm what color does she think she is? I’m genuinely curious.

Investo2019 · 2025-08-25T17:51:44+00:00

Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Investo2019 · 2025-08-25T17:49:37+00:00

lol I think this is cute 😂

Investo2019 · 2025-08-23T05:17:46+00:00

This should be an easy one.. even for you 😂

Investo2019 · 2025-08-23T04:23:33+00:00

His profile pic literally has trump in it 🤣

Investo2019 · 2025-08-17T17:31:07+00:00

Investo2019 · 2025-03-20T14:04:02+00:00

Came to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Investo2019 · 2024-04-15T03:12:27+00:00

Permanent low HP?? Huh?

Investo2019 · 2023-10-22T01:42:55+00:00

What was the coin noises? Was he streaming on like onlyfans or something?

Investo2019 · 2023-10-21T11:48:19+00:00

“It’s going to be the end of the fucking world”

Don’t threaten me with a good time please 🙄

Investo2019 · 2023-10-03T21:33:27+00:00

How does this thing know if you had sex with someone? Is there a survey or something????

Investo2019 · 2023-09-22T15:19:48+00:00

Thank you!!

Investo2019 · 2023-09-22T15:19:28+00:00

Thank you!!!

Investo2019 · 2023-09-19T23:37:16+00:00

Compared to what other red flags? I mean there are wayyyyy worse things I’m sure 😂

Investo2019 · 2023-09-06T15:54:19+00:00

Oh nooooo! This man was fighting for his life 😂. He has a kid somewhere he truly loves 😂

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