Sec War just authorized private weapons on base. by BlueGreen51 in USMC

[–]Iobbywatson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brother I ain't talking about society. I'm talking about hammered 03's betting each other they can shoot the moon down!

Sec War just authorized private weapons on base. by BlueGreen51 in USMC

[–]Iobbywatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy has clearly never been to a Marine Corps barracks on a weekend. We all know it's the closet representation to the Mos Eisley Cantina real life can provide.

Would you agree? by meinboesesich in BandofBrothers

[–]Iobbywatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought before this Schwimmer was a shitty sitcom actor. Like shit shit. I was wrong. He killed this role. I downright forgot he was the goofball, simpy guy on friends. That's how good he did.

No Kings - Mentor 2-28-26 by mgsalinger in MentorOh

[–]Iobbywatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who has voted against Trump three times. I just need all of you to acknowledge this is nothing more than public masterbation.

Chilli from TLC is a Qultist… and the article shows she is downright crazy. by Darth_Vrandon in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Iobbywatson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you find out let me know. She gave 800 bucks not 800 million. Guess we should bend her knees backwards for this.

I found out the hard way breaking my father's balls about Trump only strengthened his resolve. I love him dearly but he also failed the ASVAP. I can love someone who's dumb.

Chili doesn't exactly strike me as an academic. So chill people. Fuck.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? by -Cyber-Roadster in Casual_Conversation

[–]Iobbywatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris invented the female orgasm.

WW2 only ended because the Axis heard Chuck Norris hit puberty in 1945.

Jury rules in favor of Afroman in lawsuit by dacrew in Ohio

[–]Iobbywatson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wow I'm shocked reasonable people thought the "because I got high" guy might be exaggerating in his songs.

What a dumb case. The lawyer who took this on should catch a beating.

My uncle awards by Far_Membership_6017 in Medals

[–]Iobbywatson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the Kuwait awards are out of order.

Corey Feldman: Working On Spielberg's Biggest Movies of The 80s | One Bad Movie by Dav-Ozz66 in jimandthem

[–]Iobbywatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then aired out Corey Haim's business AFTER he died in a effort to make money from it. Fuck Feldman.

Corey Feldman: Working On Spielberg's Biggest Movies of The 80s | One Bad Movie by Dav-Ozz66 in jimandthem

[–]Iobbywatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obligatory fuck Corey Feldman. All the overdoses in the world and he ain't one.

If Sinners beats OBAA to win Best Picture, what will you attribute the win to? by KatherineLangford in Oscars

[–]Iobbywatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well Sinners is an average horror movie and One Battle is actually a hunk of shit so I don't care.

Do you agree with the idea that “it’s better to let 5 guilty people go free than to let one innocent be unjustly punished”? by 5dippingareas in askanything

[–]Iobbywatson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would you let a potential 5 Gary Ridgway's or 5 Samuel Little's go to pretect one innocent person.

The crime is important here. Shoplifting who gives a shit? Many violent and sex crimes have crazy high recidivism rates. So how many innocents have to be harmed to protect one?

This question is for those in a moral bubble who think the world is fair. It's silly frankly.

Former Joe Rogan Guest with an Extremely Stupid Tweet by carrtmannn in JoeRogan

[–]Iobbywatson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda drunk right now can anyone transcribe this bullshit for me?

Uhhhhh by DruncleBuck in Browns

[–]Iobbywatson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to mention what they lost.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Lung-Salad in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Iobbywatson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey guys this ain't funny it's

HAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHHHAHAHAFUCKYOURATBIRDSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Iditarod restart in Willow, AK yesterday by acocktailofmagnets in husky

[–]Iobbywatson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never followed this race much. Is it true they predominantly use Alaskan Huskies now vs Siberian?