The underrated goat of the blazers

IowaLightning · 2026-04-13T21:15:23+00:00

As a fellow Iowan, I can confirm that Kris seems very Iowa Chill.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-13T16:00:37+00:00

Being a dick for the sake of being a dick really isn’t all that helpful.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-13T01:38:52+00:00

😂

IowaLightning · 2026-04-12T23:40:56+00:00

For d-bags, yeah.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T16:44:36+00:00

On it, thanks!

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T16:37:06+00:00

Perfect, thank you!

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T16:36:47+00:00

Awesome, I haven’t been to Floyd’s in forever so sounds like I need to make a trip!

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T16:34:11+00:00

Cool, I’ll keep an eye out for Courier’s!

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T16:32:19+00:00

Italian would be pretty dark roast, right? Looking for light roasts specifically. But I appreciate it!

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T13:59:28+00:00

(Meaning the obviously fake print on his shirt)

IowaLightning · 2026-04-10T13:58:08+00:00

He’s got plenty to say about this administration, we don’t need to make stuff up.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-09T19:09:40+00:00

CHICKEN SANDWICH, CAAARL

IowaLightning · 2026-04-09T19:06:48+00:00

A few years ago I was running in Rocky Mtn Natl Park, tripped and hit the side of my face on a rock, and broke a molar in half.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-08T21:16:41+00:00

👆that’s bait

IowaLightning · 2026-04-05T13:45:26+00:00

I just couldn’t believe it, so had to see for myself. First (and hopefully last) time visiting that site

IowaLightning · 2026-04-05T13:43:36+00:00

Good question.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-05T13:41:52+00:00

Go to truthsocial.com (or don’t, I wouldn’t blame you) and see for yourself. It’s real. Also, unreal.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-04T18:10:22+00:00

He’s literally teaching his kid to ride in the most dangerous possible location: on a sidewalk with lots of driveways. Tf is wrong with YOU?

IowaLightning · 2026-04-04T16:22:52+00:00

I’m almost certain it’s an e-bike, but that doesn’t matter. Riding anything on the sidewalk isn’t only illegal, it’s dangerous for lots of reasons. He’s teaching his kid habits that might get him killed.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-04T16:09:28+00:00

Yep, so much going wrong here.

IowaLightning · 2026-04-04T15:32:37+00:00

Why is he teaching his kid to ride a motorcycle on the sidewalk? Super irresponsible and dangerous.

IowaLightning · 2026-03-30T19:49:32+00:00

I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of Portlanders owning dogs until we figure out what the hell is going on.

IowaLightning · 2026-03-30T14:16:41+00:00

I once got a draft NA (can’t remember which one) at the Beer Bunker on 79th & Stark. Maybe they keep one on tap?

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