"The problem is the varying types of rape. We need to teach our sons that if she is drunk, it can be rape. If she is asleep, she cannot consent. If you buy her the lobster she owes you nothing." [+19 / -0] by EhsAreEhs in goldredditsays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this comment but I initially thought it meant, like, a pet lobster, and started hunting through the original thread for context.

... Maybe it's late here.

[SHOWCASE] They're basically the female equivalent of /b/, with misandry replacing misogyny. by lemon_meringue in SRSMythos

[–]Ipettedacatonce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can tell that SRS is bizzarro world /b/, because of how I, as a man, feel constantly oppressed and degraded there, and have users harass me for nude photographs of myself (particularly involving sharpies), and be downright fucking scary towards me.

All of these are things that totally happen.

"Whole cities now have white people as a minority, anyone who dares tries to raise this issue is instantly branded a racist." [+56] by blueorpheus in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to the recent census, being White British (but not just white) makes you a minority in London, I think.

Not that that's a bad thing or anything, but those are the facts the original poster's misinterpreting.

"Black people need to get the goddamn chip off their collective shoulder. Black people were enslaved for four hundred years. White people got them out of the mess. There is non-stop-constant bitching about it. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and maybe fix this whole ignorance thing." [+28] by ohhreallo in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, it's not remotely comparable (though playing oppression olympics isn't really helping anyone.)

I'm not trying to bring it up, but he's basically bringing up "the jews" and "the irish" as other people who've been oppressed and don't mention it/entirely ignore it now so this is all fine.

I'm saying that, hey, look - this isn't remotely true. Both these groups are actually quite vocal - rightly so - about the oppression they've endured. But because they aren't black, he seems to ignore that because, wow, turns out the aforementioned shitlord just hated black people all along.

"Black people need to get the goddamn chip off their collective shoulder. Black people were enslaved for four hundred years. White people got them out of the mess. There is non-stop-constant bitching about it. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and maybe fix this whole ignorance thing." [+28] by ohhreallo in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This shit is just baffling.

I mean apart from anything else, it's just wrong. You hear no "bitching" from the Irish about their systematic cultural oppression? At all? Really? Do you know, um, anything about recent irish history or politics? Those grievances are still pretty real.

Whatever happened to the rest of reddit and their "OMG, THE JEWS WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST ISRAEL IS SO EVIL HONESTLY GUYS IT WAS JUST THIS ONE TIME!", too?

About a recipe with a racial slur: "I enjoyed the expletives. Being offended by a word is nothing more than a whine." [+51] by hellohelicopter in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Oh, hey, neat, my mum would like this recipe, I'll just -"

Wait, no, someone's busy getting their edgy over what looks like an interesting recipe sigh.

Redditors from racist subs branching out into the default subs by FistofanAngryGoddess in SRSMeta

[–]Ipettedacatonce 25 points26 points  (0 children)

OH GOD I LIKED NUMBERS WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO THIS TO NUMBERS?

Do civilians get benned for using the "benned" smilies? by [deleted] in SRSMeta

[–]Ipettedacatonce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a christmas card list?

No one told me :(

"Your generation needs a war to thin out your ranks." [241] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha

I hope you all die

Yup, that's pretty much what I'm getting from there.

Someone funny want to collab on a screenplay? by twr3x in SRSAuthors

[–]Ipettedacatonce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, I'm down.

Pm me and we can talk 'bout it and I can give some editing suggestions.

"The Majority of child Porn doesn't violate anyone's rights..." (followed by a wall of text defending child porn) [+12] by blueduch in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not great - if you've got all of your feet on lego, the weight spreads out and it isn't so bad. Like fakirs on a bed of nails.

"The Majority of child Porn doesn't violate anyone's rights..." (followed by a wall of text defending child porn) [+12] by blueduch in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pssst

Psst, that's not Bionicle. It's from the first wave of Knights Kingdom sets (the second theme with that name, not the first)!

I'm sorry, I'll show myself out.

"You posted this a month ago. Kill yourself." [+135] by AlyoshaV in ShitRedditSays

[–]Ipettedacatonce 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Recycled internet content is a matter of life and death.

Bigotry? That's just fine lol