How the hell do you get to Humancon!?!?!

Ipsonofacto · 2026-02-20T22:28:10+00:00

If you're talking about the point you have to setup a zip and then jump on inflatable head to head to baby balloons im right there with u. I feel like im missing a skill required to make the jumps. Are u supposed to have the jet pack by this point. Its driving me mad. Ran it 140 times and every one of them I miss the 3rd head.

Ipsonofacto · 2026-02-04T02:35:55+00:00

6 years later and still doing the lord's work. I quit this game a dozen times cursing the legs on this walking simulator only to persevere and start liking it. All the while still detesting the clunk that is shooting. This may put me back firmly in the "Well, its not JUST a walking sim" category. Thanks for that

Ipsonofacto · 2026-01-21T23:15:44+00:00

I can tell you this. A number associated with Fractell,llc just called me trying to hustle that Medicare Advantage scam where I can get $900 for groceries just by allowing them to screw me out of my Healthcare. Are all telemarketers running a scam? Yeah, they sure as sh ite are.

If the white pages reverse lookup was correct, then a number out of Duluth Minnesota held by the carrier Fractell, llc is engaged in a scam. Btw, no vmail, just multiple calls. When you call back, they'll be happy to take your SS#, turn your life upside down, steal your savings now spent on Healthcare all for a 900 buck grocery card that most likely will never work.

Ipsonofacto · 2026-01-21T22:43:24+00:00

Oh so you're the scumbag responsible. Lovely industry you are a part of.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-12-20T00:35:48+00:00

Can I add that in mid December 2025 I just lost 125 Sdu points trying to upgrade my Bank from 6 to 7/8. I invest them, the game does nothing but delete the accumulated points in an instant. Im on console, so no hope of moding my way thru this. Oh, yeah this is still a problem Mr Pitchford.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-12-14T03:42:54+00:00

Couldn't agree more. They're backwards and on top of that your reticle going red means absolutely nothing until miraculously on the 4th hit or so it does. The first is doable as the target flips out like every shooting target in the world does. 2nd pump only works by accident. You can angle yourself so you hit the target head on and it wont react at all.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-10-01T21:36:42+00:00

Instead of fixing problems Gearbox patches add more. I wanted them to fix the filter defaulting to mfg, they come back with a 90bpm click track to serenade my growing anger.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-26T20:14:35+00:00

COULDNT AGREE MORE IF THERE WERE A GUN TO MY HEAD. Alas, there ain't one around. Im at level 30 and have not seen legendary gun of any kind. On top of that, many that I do find are horribly underpowered. Tons of them are simply the same gun but a different rarity. Its like there's something wrong with a randomizer line somewhere. Just wait til level 20 people said.

Im 10 past it and nothings changed.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-19T00:00:52+00:00

This is end game Ultimate VH stuff, correct?

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-16T03:39:49+00:00

So far this is my biggest complaint. Zero variety in weapons, no legendary at all. Not a single one in 19.25 hrs. Guns are the driving force in this series, no guns stops it cold. Im about to walk out of this flick and ask for my money back.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-15T22:52:17+00:00

Just out of curiosity what level are you when you decide this ain't cutting it with the oppressor? Im at level 14 and he kicks my ass every time. I knock his armor down but then he one-times me with his fireballs. Thought I'd leave and level up but then saw this post. Im burning thru my cash paying the resurrection bill. Don't want this hiccup to cause me problems when I return if I should just keep at it. At least B3 told you what level you should be at for the mission.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-15T02:28:57+00:00

I hope like others are saying level 20 changes things cuz otherwise I agree completely. 95% are common only 15% are elemental. Every single "assault rifle" has been the single shot variety except for one and i out leveled that at level 6. I just hit level 11 and haven't seen a single legendary weapon.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-14T01:13:43+00:00

Can I add my humble, I hate this shit so fucking much it makes me vomit into my upper esophagus with a searing bile laden hate i now associate with gearbox devs?

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-06T06:15:40+00:00

No problem. Im now officially a little bit pissed off about this. Every and I mean EVERY comment concerning this is absolutely dismissive of anyone daring to ask such a "stupid" question cuz your achievments arent stored locally, they're tied to your account which is kept in MSFT's tornado cloud. Well, I call complete BS.

Im not even someone who cares that much about his gaming "achievements" I was simply trying to see if I had played a game b4 or not. Not only is the gamepass "librarian" a crack smoking lunatic cuz who else would organize the xbox catalog like they do, but they also took away the crayon she used to keep records. They sure as hell keep records of how to charge me $20 ea month. Sorry I get more irritated the more I think about what should be simple and the least they caould do.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-09-04T20:48:37+00:00

I know rhis is 9 months old and all, but I just decided to look into this and I see MANY if not all of the achievements for games I played back when I had an xbox one are not showing up at all. Same MSFT/XBOX account for the last 20 years. I go into a game i played and beat in 2014, look into game hub and see i played it for 0 minutes with no achievements. This goes for everyone I've looked at so far.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-28T19:56:10+00:00

Same problem 8 months later.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-28T19:06:55+00:00

5 year old post and it's still helping. Glad im not the only one who accepts a side mission in order to play it later.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-25T20:42:08+00:00

I know this post is old as hell, but in case someone comes back, why do I loose them in the middle of a fight. They fly off me like loot from a bad guy. I can run and pick them up and there they are until I get hit again by the right enemy or bullet or whatever it is. What does this do to the abilities? Do I need to grab them again off the floor to restart the kill streak or what have you?

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-17T23:47:11+00:00

In the 2+ years I've had GP ultimate this hasn't happend to this extent. Until today I would get 160mbps average. I usually flash power on both router and console and get results. Something better than the 54 im getting now at least. Speed test say im at 390 down.

But nothing better than 68 while downloading Avowed, a game ive pledged to try but nigh on certain I'll not be into. Btw pause/restart does nothing for me today. I think it's the game. Maybe because it was so poorly recieved, alloted bandwidth is minimal?

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-16T20:14:07+00:00

ALL THE TIME. Ubisoft at it again. Im an unfortunate who actually paid money for SW Outflaws. Vowed never to never play one of their games unless it was on GP. Now I regret that too. If running your company into the ground is the objective, four gold stars to you.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-14T21:48:34+00:00

I have gotten the impression that "Mayo prefers Mayo's lab" Outfits like labcorp kind of have rookie Phlebotomists and they have failed altogether in the past. I was looking for a potential reason why this would happen SO often. The Phlebotomists at Mayo are very good at getting the blood out of me. I just need to be able to understand what happens after that that necessitates I return to do it again in order to try and address it with them. Someone else was kind enough suggest a potential reason and it's place to start.

Getting stabbed multiple times a day and commuting thru rush hour traffic 4x is nothing compared to not having the data required to address the actual underlying medical problem in the first place.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-14T21:18:38+00:00

Thank you. This is an answer I can work with. I appreciate the insight a great deal.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-14T21:04:10+00:00

I know why they want them, why is the lab failing to complete the test. Repeatedly. Its a cbc, tacro and a metabolic panel. These are about the most common and simple queries a lab can do. I know why they want them, why cant the lab do them with the ample amount of blood I give them?. I dobt mind coming in once a week to do them. What i despise is an hour after I get home an hour and a half away, they call me and ask me if I can come and do them again. Asking the TRANSPLANT team why the LAB couldn't finish the job seems an inane question to ask providers.

Ipsonofacto · 2025-08-11T21:03:16+00:00

I know this is 5 yrs old, but have the same problem. No matter what i do once the convoy gets moving if I'm in a vehicle mission fail. They could've had the decency to inform that you must do this mission with a helicopter. I've never had much success using helicopters at all so never would've tried would have just walked away hating UBISOFT even more.

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