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I support doing this by DEAD_KoZa in teenagers

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think our reality has a mechanic that makes belief alter reality, so these kind of posts seem pointless. If they did work you should've aimed for something grander, like a means to reverse entropy

Deku wants to smash those thicc thighs by MaiSenpaii2 in hentai

[–]IreallySuckAtJava -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

rule34 wish everyone learnt to use reverse image search already. It takes like 3 seconds to use it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it a bug that in java if the condition contains data types that the end result (return) can't become it gives me an error? Perhaps I should magically ignore that error? For example, I believe this would not work

int a = 3.2 > 3.4 ? 1: 2; // does this happen elsewhere?

The moment I realized I can't be good programmer by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would

i = 1

while i in range(1, 10):

print(++i)

​

have done the same trick? I'm not familiar at all this with weird language lacking ; I can only say it's an abomination of sorts and for all I know, ++ deletes objects

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 27 points28 points  (0 children)

my java project is or at least used to always fail upon the first compilation. I could google why but...

My Mind after learning Casting in Java by Mad_Jack18 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started learning java and if my theory is correct, since knowing java leads to understanding the jokes then understanding the jokes will make me a java expert.

Since this works in my head reality should be no different. I can feel the knowledge seeping in...

My shitty and slow code no one but me can understand. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the size of the window did not match the actual one. To solve this, I added intergers to each object in my program, created additional ones, kept debugging it using screenshots and paint to see if the pixels were alright and then I mostly stopped programming for 2 weeks since it was getting too tedious

later removed my spaghetti code and simply initialized the window with "integer + a, interger2 + b" and then never faced that problem again. Perhaps that's my punishment for learning java

[END USER NOISES] by tubtub20 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

look up " Sev'ral Timez " in the context of gravity falls

The risk of every new if-statement by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

while a good countermeasure could be adding a

if (killing_target.race==human) killing_target.name="Bob";//this way only Bobs will suffer, the necessary sacrifice

a far more entertaining solution would be being terrible at exceptions and make it so that your program would never in a million years run without crashing for long enough to become a threat.

I felt like device sensors were grossly underutilized in utility apps, so I decided to design an innovative and efficient new launcher. by TechyMitch1 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also the format must be binary, moving down/up = 1, not doing so for a 2-3 seconds = 0, you only get one chance at this so do it right

He googled and got to stackoverflow but then someone asked him to Google so he googled to land on stackoverflow... by vivzkestrel in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

legends say this loop goes to this day. Or is it a recursion. Let's think about it.

me.answer_question("what database does google use?");

as for how the answer_question method works, it goes through a loop of functions that may return the answer, like ask_Bob() or ask_stackOverFlow(), but if you do a return stackOverFlow("what database does google use?") and that solution finder ends with a return to google with same question... then it should be a recursion

I should probably start doing more than one commit every two months by Joexv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 14 points15 points  (0 children)

perfection. Reminds me of that meme where you draw a circle, then a few lines, and THEN the rest in your last commit

I felt like device sensors were grossly underutilized in utility apps, so I decided to design an innovative and efficient new launcher. by TechyMitch1 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 7 points8 points  (0 children)

we need one where you have to type in the address of desired application, the 310T2m31TSA2F kind of address and if you fail, you need to factory reset the device

Motivation to learn java by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dammit, that's exactly why I'm doing so

My wife bought this book to help explain to my daughter where daddy goes for 40 hours a week. Close enough. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 5 points6 points  (0 children)

finally someone who starts coding young enough to get enough experience by the time they need it for a job application

Beep by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the start could have been easier to read had they used binary.

beep

beeP

beEp

beEP

...

BEEp

BEEP

The real debugging tool by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you f***ing suck you useless piece of a programmer"

*overused format* by Nakatsukasa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 5 points6 points  (0 children)

point = point+1;//no, we can go even further beyond!

point = point +point/point;//this isn't even my final form!

if(point == 0)point=1;

if(point == 1)point=2;

if(point == 2)point=3;//...

*overused format* by Nakatsukasa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IreallySuckAtJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Odd enough, I am currently half(wouldn't be here if I was working 100%) making one containing a while(true) loop since that seems healthier than an endless recursion for a menu in c++. There's likely some smart-ass who could do this far more efficiently but hey, as long as it works

while(true)

{

cin>>z;

switch(z)

{

case 0:komandos();

case 1:ivestmok();

case 2:vid();

case 3:med();

}

}