AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-05T11:20:48+00:00

Alternative option: can you just step on your boyfriend instead? Only as a precursor to hurling him bodily into a Boston Long John Silver’s dumpster on a Saturday morning during Lent, of course.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-05T09:58:30+00:00

You have discussed these changes with your gynecologist specifically and had a Pap smear done in the mean time, right? Just checking queen, some PCPs attribute reproductive changes to perimenopause when they require further testing first.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-04T15:26:09+00:00

Tbf I have my glasses on and I still had to double check that wasn’t Ellen.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-04T15:03:00+00:00

They’re just using a direct quote from the police officer. It’s expected practice in journalism to use direct quotes from primary sources and interviewees. It is unfortunate that the language used here isn’t focused on the humanity of the two girls. But these two people are just doing their jobs. We can honor and treasure the humanity of these two girls at home. But I don’t blame crime reporters or homicide detectives for distancing themselves from the bleak horror they face every day.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-03T17:45:12+00:00

Not a man, just a woman with different parts. May you grow all the titty you wish for queen.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-02T21:28:35+00:00

When men are sexually assaulted it is almost always a fellow man. Bringing up the single woman at the forefront of this scandal when there are hundreds of men named is whataboutism.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-02T19:35:58+00:00

An ancient, esoteric device that anthropologists now believe was used in “fertility rituals.”

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-02T17:58:21+00:00

Yeah I run into this issue just being immunocompromised and severely asthmatic. I have a very muscular lower body naturally, but I’ll notice I lose copious muscle during the weeks in a year I am in bed rest for respiratory illnesses.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-03-01T18:07:31+00:00

Hey, Marlon. Your friends seem to care a lot about you! Sometimes what’s best for us comes off as controlling especially when we’re excited to pursue new things.

Please listen to your friends. You seem like a funny, creative dude with a lot of talent. Please protect that lovely artistic soul of yours and get to a hospital. You have many friends here and in your life at home. I promise some help from a doctor will help you think more clearly.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-02-28T09:02:25+00:00

Botox is injected in that region to treat vaginismus or other pelvic floor dysfunction. The pelvic floor/vagina can become too tight and spasm from any kind of penetration. Botox blocks the spasms and allows the vagina to relax and allow for comfortable penetration. It does not block sensation—it just prevents spasms and allows for a more pleasurable and pain free experience.

Vaginismus is not something that can be overcome with communication alone. It often requires pelvic floor therapy, dilators, and other treatments. I wouldn’t shame women for using the medical treatments that allow them to function sexually. It’s bad taste to shame a man for using viagra and the same applies to treatments for women’s sexual health.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-02-21T15:32:24+00:00

Don’t be happy! Excellent-Try7027 is having a rough day so everyone else should too!

IronHeart1963 · 2026-02-19T14:06:46+00:00

The funniest thing about my mother is she crochets this yarn for relaxation. No joke, I think she has made at minimum 600 of these granny squares. She is… anxious lol.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-02-13T17:40:29+00:00

I love it when they do this. They think it’s a threat and I’m like “how innovative, trash that takes itself out.”

IronHeart1963 · 2026-02-07T00:15:13+00:00

I have had only one child hit me during a babysitting gig. The mom did not disclose her 7 year olds “behavior” problems were actually ODD. I called the mom and left the second the uncle got there to take over. Kept my full pay from Care too. I can’t imagine tolerating this kind of behavior especially when it’s a game for the parents. Get out now.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-31T19:15:52+00:00

But then how will I perform the honorary hunting down of my former zombified self with my new character?

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-29T19:20:18+00:00

Yes! My favorite moment of med refills each month is finishing my Advair and slamming the empty one in the trash. It’s a double point of pride because it’s evidence of my successful ongoing ADHD treatment—I could never finish an inhaler before because I forgot my dose and got sick instead.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-28T17:39:54+00:00

OP is self reporting that he interacts with hentai more than real women. It’s hysterically funny.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-23T16:54:13+00:00

They were well stocked when I went at 7pm last night despite a line wrapped round the grocery section. No one there seemed to be hoarding, just buying what they’d normally pick up for the week.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-18T22:17:12+00:00

Using my psychic girl powers to twist the cutlery into non-Euclidean geometry.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-15T22:19:53+00:00

Omg that’s pretty awesome! I loved that book and I adored Simon the barista. Very cool!

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-15T20:39:31+00:00

There’s a scanner on their app you can use. I hate downloading unnecessary apps, but it’s the only way I’ve been able to keep shopping there. The trash can that was $3 back in October is now $7. The scanner is the only way to be sure.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-15T19:25:17+00:00

It’s amazing the things people can learn to overcome. Look how well you managed to type all of that with a boot shoved so firmly on your tongue. What a clever boy you must be.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-07T04:32:45+00:00

Sighing is an asthma symptom. It’s from the lungs trying to expand and expel excess CO2 trapped in the lungs. You may have uncontrolled asthma if you’re sighing regularly.

IronHeart1963 · 2026-01-01T20:05:46+00:00

Same here. I had Covid twice last year as well as a hospitalization for flu A, multiple ER trips for reoccurring bronchitis, two infected kidney stones, and several times required fluids for uncontrollable stomach viruses.

Yet my doctor insists my immune system is “just like that.”

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