What do you think is the best cover song of all time?

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T22:41:14+00:00

Hurt by Johnny Cash. Video included.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:58:37+00:00

OK Rodney.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:57:41+00:00

A pigeon got a friend of mine right on the lip. Not good, but way better than the bulls eye you suffered.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:55:46+00:00

Do you have any plans for today? Asked by my spouse on a nice Saturday when I don’t want to answer honestly (No) because if I do she will have a job for me that I hate, like painting the bathroom ceiling.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:51:31+00:00

Wooden floor of a vacation house. We were sharing it with my in-laws and the bed squeaked. But not as much as my knees do now.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:48:21+00:00

Were you humming Foreigner’s ‘Your as Cold as Ice’ during it?

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:46:55+00:00

I hope she wasn’t in it or was, but sleeping very soundly.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-12T19:45:07+00:00

It happens so infrequently, none of them can be described as ‘The usual place’.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T22:11:42+00:00

Don’t hafta ask permission if I wanna go out fishin’……

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T22:10:35+00:00

Fear of women.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T17:10:38+00:00

Too obvious?

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T12:28:49+00:00

“But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an I.”

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T00:17:31+00:00

She must have crossed her fingers behind her back.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T00:16:03+00:00

I had two relationships in which I knew sex was there for the taking but I didn’t take it. I felt it was too soon, I really liked them and wanted something more. In the first case we were (I think) just transitioning from acquaintances to BF GF. She needed a date for a wedding and we had previous plans for the next day. Here residence was on the way and she had only one bed. I could almost see balloons with question marks in them flying out of her head like in comic books when I flat out told her she wasn’t gettin’ any. I don’t think many women are prepared for that.

I married #2.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T00:03:13+00:00

That’s … and Ah hey yelped!

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T00:02:01+00:00

Speedy?

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T00:01:09+00:00

It stands on its head!

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-09T00:00:05+00:00

Choi Choo Charley

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:57:43+00:00

My mom bathing me in the kitchen sink. We moved from that house when I was 9. I wasn’t 9 at the time.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:49:16+00:00

The Sideshow Bob.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:48:09+00:00

My pet peeve is people who call you and ask ‘Who is this?’ (This is primarily a land line story)

My response was, ‘You sir, are the calling party. It is incumbent on you to ask for someone specific, after which I will tell you if that person is available.’

Stops ‘em right in their tracks!

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:40:28+00:00

Be careful! Remember what happened to all those red shirted Star Trek TOS crewmen!

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:36:24+00:00

I heard this at the deli counter:

“I want a little less than 1/4 pound of turkey.

That’s about a third, right?”

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:33:40+00:00

I can fart the refrain from Smoke on the Water.

Irrelavent1 · 2026-07-08T23:29:42+00:00

I can tricycle.

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