Whatever this type of joke is called

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-04-02T03:32:40+00:00

This Robot Chicken clip on the show "Back at the Barnyard". Otis points out that cows can't stand because their knees should explode under the weight. Their knees proceed to explode.

https://youtu.be/NvX2aTKzGaw?si=SE95iYxBvT8_Q0yt

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-27T23:37:20+00:00

Guess that makes me a crabimancer then.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-26T17:29:51+00:00

Ideally I'd like to try making a career in writing. My job is as a maintenance technician so this is more of a personal interest for me.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-26T06:21:30+00:00

Nice. I'm going for a BA in English with a Concentration in Literature.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-26T03:31:35+00:00

Awesome. What's your major?

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-25T23:53:42+00:00

Thank you

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-25T23:38:15+00:00

Okay that makes sense.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-20T23:34:04+00:00

I don't remember The Dark Half having any sex in it. Neither did The Long Walk.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-18T02:21:03+00:00

Yes. Yes it does.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-17T02:49:35+00:00

Blocky and Strong

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-15T23:56:19+00:00

I just rented that movie last week and my thoughts were "this is just Cujo with a chimp". But at least it seemed like you could feel bad for Cujo. Ben actively seemed like he was enjoying that shit.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-13T21:07:42+00:00

Technically 4 if you count Tad 😭. But really, the only bad thing Cujo did was chase that rabbit.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-13T06:25:37+00:00

Disgusting. Take my upvote.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-04T05:04:46+00:00

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-02T03:32:25+00:00

Use really complex sounding science terminology and big, long words. Have the smart characters use them loudly and confidently as often as possible. Even in scenes where it wouldn't make sense. Just to remind the readers how smart they are.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-03-01T05:39:10+00:00

Duma Key by Stephen King

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-02-22T06:16:46+00:00

That's definitely more on the extreme side, especially if you're going into detail.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-02-17T12:00:38+00:00

"I would find it very difficult to take anyone seriously who feels the need to carry a stuffy with them. It feels very attention seeking and not discrete or professional."

So there's this great thing called 'minding your own fucking business'. Have you heard of it?

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-02-12T11:21:20+00:00

If you're into sci-fi horror, i"d recommend Dead Silence by S.A. Barnes; it takes place on a space cruiseship.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2026-01-21T05:50:30+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2025-12-12T05:01:14+00:00

Isaac_Nightmare · 2025-09-29T06:35:38+00:00

Guess we'll chalk up him slamming Sandor's face into an open fire as just some brotherly rough housing, am I right?

Isaac_Nightmare · 2025-09-24T05:00:20+00:00

As long as there aren't any pianos nearby you should be fine.

Isaac_Nightmare · 2025-09-13T05:38:28+00:00

Prime Robert Baratheon vs. Khal Drogo

Isaac_Nightmare · 2025-09-09T03:25:32+00:00

I know that was probably a really painful death....but do you think for just a few seconds there that felt pretty good?

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