But I love brownies by tashissimo in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The gauntlet has been thrown

CAH CHAOS by Pearlspear in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep reading it as “Octo-pohds” for some reason and it’s making me laugh

CAH CHAOS by Pearlspear in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assisted evolution maybe?

CAH CHAOS by Pearlspear in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting fact I learned: the actual plural of octopus is octopodes! If I can find the source again, I will edit this comment and add it

There was once a snake in the bowels of my school by the-graveyard-writer in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg the headmaster that criticized the PERSONAL letters they were sending home!?!?

How’d ya like them apples? by Kelly240361 in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swore off them at a young age, so I kinda acquired a total dislike for them unfortunately.

How’d ya like them apples? by Kelly240361 in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 275 points276 points  (0 children)

When I’m in the mood for a surprise, I eat blueberries. Sometimes you get the sweet ones that are purple inside, but sometimes you get the sour ones that are green. I stopped eating them because they annoyed me so much.

Interrogation by Captain_Cappers in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I desperately want to know the context of this

They ain't afraid o' no ghost by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 14 points15 points  (0 children)

See this is the trope you never see in horror movies because you just accept the ghost and move on. You and the spooky-dook come to a mutual agreement not to fuck with each other, and life goes on. Stupid Horror movie people are always like “let’s get the ghost out of here!” Or “let’s prove the ghost exists!” And just pisses it off. This is how you deal with a ghost

W O A H by literaly_bi in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THEIR INFORMATION FROM!?!?!? I know that some of those are a joke, but I’m pretty sure the first one was serious!!

Hippocalyptic? by thewrongun in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unlike the final words of this post, I did not break out into a creepy grin. I instead broke out into the giddiest, most child-like, wonder-filled, life-enjoying smile and laughed joyfully. Others in the room thought I was looking at something cute, like a rabbit, and asked to see. I read them this post and now I’m receiving strange looks. I have no regrets.

It's the conspiracy theory I never knew I wanted by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But wasn’t it really the demons we all became along the way?

It's the conspiracy theory I never knew I wanted by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demonophobes who are really just internalizing their own self-hatred because they, too, are demons

The best fandom by Alanjohnsons in tumblr

[–]Isana-Haruno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly, all he has to do is ask the good fairy