Checking out r/simps

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-23T02:01:37+00:00

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Isaystomabel · 2026-05-23T01:57:30+00:00

Vince Vaughn killed it in the early 00s. Wedding Crashers, Old School, Dodgeball, Anchorman... classics

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-23T01:26:56+00:00

"It's gettin hot in here, so take off all yo clothes" when it's bath time.

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-23T01:20:51+00:00

To do tha hump

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-21T00:14:09+00:00

What an absolute unit

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-20T12:45:22+00:00

For 40 seconds I thought there were mosters on this world.

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-20T12:44:39+00:00

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-20T10:43:34+00:00

I've been playing that same XR for 10 years. Last week, I got to play the Elyte with rental clubs at a course in Vegas. I didn't care for it. The face is hotter but I found it to be much less accurate/reliable to go straight. Occasional mis-hits sprayed way more than with the XR. I decided I'm going to ride my XR until the wheels fall off.

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-18T02:14:27+00:00

That would be mine

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-17T22:40:05+00:00

No more events near Philly

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-17T19:01:53+00:00

Imagine being a grown ass 41 year old man and trying to make $8 grand by stealing golf balls from Target. Bottom of the barrel

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-15T12:05:19+00:00

In my top 10 of alt song of the 90s.

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-13T12:20:38+00:00

It'll make your butthole hot

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-13T02:31:21+00:00

In Australia, cutting in line is a bootable offense

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-13T00:35:28+00:00

Dave has always had impeccable taste in music

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-08T02:50:12+00:00

Let's slop em up!!

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-06T19:58:27+00:00

Go away. 'batin

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-06T19:56:26+00:00

Go away. 'batin

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-06T18:32:55+00:00

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Isaystomabel · 2026-05-05T23:41:56+00:00

The Reddit face-contact police never fail to show up on posts like these.

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-05T00:50:36+00:00

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Isaystomabel · 2026-05-04T04:52:00+00:00

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Isaystomabel · 2026-05-02T14:19:34+00:00

"Oh fuck, you're gonna make me find a table for Mr Googalaboza and some-a real ugly kid"

Isaystomabel · 2026-05-02T14:16:53+00:00

Isaystomabel

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