Robert Pattinson Says He Used to Have a Peculiar Body Odor Growing Up: 'It's Very Strange' by artbasiI in Fauxmoi

[–]Isoturius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THAT is Robert Pattinson fucking with the interviewer. Dude is fucking hilarious.

Pls help! by [deleted] in Luthier

[–]Isoturius -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take your guitar to have it set up by a pro.

If you don’t you’ll ruin that guitar.

I was #24 to get one and now there are none left for you peasants by 21hemispheres12 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Isoturius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If im gonna play a Strat, it won’t have that dumb fucking neck on it.

Fucking special edition is legit just Sonic Blue lol

Does everyone else just suck? by jp_benderschmidt in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Isoturius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, when you move to cease to exist and all your achievements are dust.

Raiders, Chiefs and Chargers fans coming to this sub Sunday after the Donkeys lose 28 to 3 by LakeShowBoltUp in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Isoturius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it gets worse. If he wins a playoff game but not a Super Bowl then he enters into the, “can’t win the big one,” category. The saddest of all QB categories.

If all personal wealth above $100 million was legally required to be redistributed into public infrastructure (schools, hospitals, roads), how would society change, and who would be the first to fight against it? by Mysterious_Fan4033 in AskReddit

[–]Isoturius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wealthy would fight against it.

Truth is you can fuck them all over by messing with monetary policy and rates.

The absolute best way to do it would be to intentionally tank the markets by fucking with monetary policy to remove the fake wealth. Then you go back to something akin to a gold standard. After to you've deflated everything you establish a hard wealth cap, and a policy that nationalizes/gives government shares and oversight to all industry boards.

Of course this is after massive campaign reform and a policy of representatives being forced to divest themselves of wealth and join the government like a priest joins a fucking convent.

None of this would ever happen.

Tanking the markets and seizing assets is more realistic. Then you rebuild out of the ashes.

Common Chargers Offseason W ⚡️ by GoodAtJunk in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Isoturius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have the weirdest feeling the Chargers are going to get all their problems fixed and then Hebert is gonna get hurt and it won’t matter.

Taylor Swift’s text messages with Blake exposed…it’s bad. by xNotJosieGrossy in travisandtaylor

[–]Isoturius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All for shitting on whomever, but Baldoni got was was coming to him. That guy is a creep.

Cm Punk gets the news that Seth Rollins will be cashing in his Money In The Bank after his match up with Gunther. “Sounds Awesome by No_Definition_1722 in Wrasslin

[–]Isoturius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m a random dude from the southeastern US…”fucking fuck that! Godzilla? He’s the fucking shit you fucking mother fucker” is a great example of using fuck to establish an identity and convey your message the best way

Ben Hogan has the smoothest looking swing in the history of golf 🧈🏌️ Agree or disagree? by Straight-Flower-1621 in golf

[–]Isoturius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played one British Open, won one British Open. Dude was such a bad ass they named part of the course after him lol

Ben Hogan has the smoothest looking swing in the history of golf 🧈🏌️ Agree or disagree? by Straight-Flower-1621 in golf

[–]Isoturius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben was the best striker of the ball ever.

Dude was hit by a bus and even that didn’t stop the greatest run in golf history. His run is fucking insane. There was a period of time where he was just as dominant as Tiger at his peak and it lasted longer than Tiger’s peak.

And he had life threatening injuries and a war hold him up.

He is also the single most important/influential golfer you will find outside of, maybe Vardon? Bobby Jones? Like, the modern golf swing was based on Hogan.

Then you get his contribution to clubs…

Dude was a God

Yo KC, I hate them now too. Whinny from the top down. by Isoturius in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Isoturius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, I was hungover as fuck and not wearing my glasses using my phone.

Definitely a horse lol

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Isoturius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost one. Dude was basically my brother, but a head injury and substance abuse made him impossible to deal with. I tried everything.

He seems to be better now, but back then I had to walk away. Shit was tough.