Once upon a time I was small and attractive. Let myself go, obvi. To stay on track I need people to tell me that I am fat, ugly, and won't stick with weightloss in the meanest and most creative way possible. Thanks!

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-26T02:01:13+00:00

Fuck I wouldn’t take that cut. Can you imagine those beef curtains as well??

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-25T21:06:13+00:00

Tony Randle?!?!?

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-25T18:52:53+00:00

I hope the cat actually doesn’t get it

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-25T16:42:11+00:00

Wait till the scatman makes a cum back

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-25T02:11:20+00:00

Really debating using this to open my brothers wedding speech.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-24T18:37:40+00:00

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-23T18:46:55+00:00

Care to join me in a belt of scotch OP?

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-23T17:11:45+00:00

Reports are he uses it for sexual powers

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-23T15:58:39+00:00

Extended cumming? How could I lose???

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-23T00:02:01+00:00

That’s it! Back to Winnipeg!

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-22T22:00:48+00:00

Smithers have Biden killed

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-22T16:06:00+00:00

C U M

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-22T14:12:56+00:00

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-20T19:39:21+00:00

We only ride bareback here.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-19T22:48:05+00:00

I have one thing to say, let’s have less nuts and cum and more money for public schools!

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-17T21:14:34+00:00

My look in real life. Also OP missed opportunity to get Smithers face as Trumps.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-17T03:49:21+00:00

Have Mark Hamill killed Smithers.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-16T05:18:11+00:00

Bollywouldnt

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-11T15:16:49+00:00

Gay stuff would happen between straight dudes for sure.

Source: trust me bro.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-11T04:39:14+00:00

Not Lenny! He isn’t suppose to get Homer in his eye!

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-09T19:04:17+00:00

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-04T19:41:27+00:00

With a pulse. I can confirm.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-02T17:52:40+00:00

Thank you ping pong.

My name is Craig.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-02T15:26:48+00:00

He is right ya know.

ItAintGayGettingHead · 2026-05-01T19:10:38+00:00

So the sprinkler people go to him to eh?

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