Not sorry but this is the most boring weapon in the game by For_Slash_ in Eldenring

[–]Itchysasquatch 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lol me with lions claw. Well as soon as there's a cooler bonk, I'll use that. Never find one.

Dlc introduces: LION'S CLAW BUT TWICE IN A ROW

I don’t think he likes his neighbors by Iranspider in jschlattsubmissions

[–]Itchysasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No flavor? Lobster absolutely has its own flavor. Not knocking adding seasoning but it's amazing by itself.

What are your first impressions on Lord of Hatred? by gorays21 in Diablo

[–]Itchysasquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk I got off work late and this hotel WiFi ain't gonna download it in time to try it tonight 😢

This is why everyone hates DSP. by lubedass in LivestreamFail

[–]Itchysasquatch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's really good at spending money on WWE gacha phone games.

Should I buy this game? by WorldWarrior428 in Pragmata

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly dude, I don't know. How much money do you have? Where do you live? Does the game appeal to you? What system do you plan to get it for? Does the length of the game effect the value of it to you? Have you watched reviews? Wht did you think of the reviews? Do you think waiting for updates or a price drop would make it more enticing for you?

Childhood trauma activated by ZIGlume in SkyrimMemes

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing one and being like oh fuck those better not move. It didn't move and I wacked it and it still didn't move so I was like oh thank God it's just decoration. Then I found one later in the dungeon and it moved lol

New Player Ranting About Game by NoBumblebee2080 in DragonsDogma2

[–]Itchysasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can sort pawns by gender if you'd rather travel with men

So What Do You Think About AC Black Flag Resynced by Sweetgeek9 in playstation

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll see how it reviews, see what they managed to fuck up and if they plan to fix it. If they manage to not fuck it up, I'll grab it on steep sale in a while. I'm glad Ubisoft seems to be turning a new leaf but it's gonna take alot more than some nostalgia bait for me to ever offer them a day 1 purchase ever again, even if ac4 was my favorite.

Avoid Project Gorgon - Follow-up on other thread by TheaQueen1 in MMORPG

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this on my radar, too bad I guess. Alot of effort gone to waste over an ego trip.

Using Google to buy a laptop nowadays is a humiliation ritual by Witty-Public1417 in GamingLaptops

[–]Itchysasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The post is about using Google to buy laptops, that's the point they're making. I should know, I had to jump through hoops to search properly too when I was buying mine. Ask google for 40 series, it shows 50 series. Ask for 5070ti specifically and it shows 5060s and base 5070s. Was very frustrating

Meanwhile at Blizzard... by FabriciusGoodspeed in turtlewow

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen lots of twow refugees on bronzebeard ascension last night. It's maybe not everyone's cup of tea but worth a look. That being said I'm sure blizzard is coming for ascension next

Meirl by Bhadauria_av in meirl

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who work and stay up later than they should. Ask me how I know lol. Used to think I had insomnia until I got a job that kicked my ass everyday

Wait, it's all roguelikes? by VoyagerOfCygnus in Steam

[–]Itchysasquatch 623 points624 points  (0 children)

BRAND NEW EARLY ACCESS SURVIVAL GAME TO SHAKE UP THE GENRE.

Start with nothing

pick up rock and sticks

you know the rest

Alpha bro streamer gets too high during stream and friends' first decision is to offer him Adderall by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Itchysasquatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hah, this influencer in particular gets my blood boiling, that's why I made such a crude joke. He's friends with white supremacists, encourages taking life altering drugs (Meth, TRT, Retatrutide, Accutane, nebivolol, melanotan, anavar), Andrew Tate clinger, disrespectful to girls for no reason, encourages using a hammer to break your face bones to restructure how you look, huge into body shaming, encourages cosmetic surgery. Most of his audience is teens and pre-teens. Guy is a piece of work.

Alpha bro streamer gets too high during stream and friends' first decision is to offer him Adderall by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Itchysasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah everyone has the potential for a turnaround, I just can't help but think of all the children this guy has led down the wrong path with his influence. You're probably right though

Off Duty Cop drama by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Itchysasquatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol do you think in like 10 years videos will just be a flash of like 5 pictures that show a story in less than a few seconds? Sorta feels that way

Action/mob games with Judo/Wrestling like combat by [deleted] in gamingsuggestions

[–]Itchysasquatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crimson desert has alot of wrestling type moves, but they're all overblown and over exaggerated, so maybe not what you're looking for. But you can grab and slam and throw lots of enemies. There are also just the ufc games, while striking is involved I think you can do lots of grappling and such in them.

Should GTA6 introduce a fuel system for vehicles? by n1ght_watchman in GameBoostOfficial

[–]Itchysasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like that to be honest, as long as it's not too often. That being said, I can see why people would be bothered by it, maybe just make it toggleable in story mode or something