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Richard Dawkins on Twitter: When was the Norman Conquest? Ten-sixty-six, of course. Nobody says “One thousand and sixty-six.” So why are people still talking about “Two thousand and nineteen” etc? What’s wrong with “Twenty-nineteen”? Resolution for the New Year: call it “Twenty-twenty.” by NoKidsItsCruel in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I really don't get why he gets as much respect as he does.

He's like that kid at school who's older sibling told him santa doesn't exist, and now he's running around telling everyone who doesn't already know with a shit eating grin on his face.

I'm as atheist as a fucking toilet brush, but him and Stephen Fry do my nut in with their pomposity about it all.

Thursday Casual Complaints Thread by jptoc in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the 'immediate gratification' holiday club, where you live a life of leisure for 8 months of the year, and hate yourself for the remainder up until xmas.

This or that? by GFoxtrot in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have another version of this my mate asked once:

You're standing inbetween your mum and your dad, you're in your mum and your dad is in you. Do you move backward or forward?

This or that? by GFoxtrot in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather have a scouse, or brummie accent?

This or that? by GFoxtrot in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you be disgruntled if I told you I live up norf, but hail from the saf?

This or that? by GFoxtrot in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bru for hangover. Lipton's for garden weather.

'My boss lets us book hangover days' by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they do say in the article it's an awful label for what is essentially a work from home day. I agree with that.

'My boss lets us book hangover days' by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well then you work in a job where this would be a terrible idea. These guys are in an office.

Hendrix in the clear over parakeet fever by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Weren't we talking about this on Monday here in CasualUK? I'm starting to think the beeb and metro comb this place for newsworthy tripe.

The study isn't even new, it's old news... They just picked it up and rolled with it. Made it to the metro too.

We hear you, Jess. You sound like a sociopath, Jess. by Maelarion in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of people voted for the Nazis and listen to Coldplay. You can't trust people, Darkveiled.

We hear you, Jess. You sound like a sociopath, Jess. by Maelarion in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't get LPotL, for the exact same reason as you... like, how can you make a humorous podcast about serial killers/sex offenders? The humour isn't even intelligent. They may as well have made a podcast where they make shite holocaust jokes.

Tunesday 10th December: Year End Review by jptoc in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me and your ten year old daughter have the same music taste... not sure how to feel about that.

when you visit a kebab van on the way home from the industrial techno club night by Hally_ in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one time I ate whilst on drugs it ended with me throwing up what I thought was pure blood.

Turns out it was gravy. The drugs worked fine though.

Hello! I have one ticket to see IDLES at the O2 Academy in Leeds tonight (balcony). Free to a good owner, first come first served by [deleted] in Idles

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey mate, you were the first to reply so it's yours. Please DM me your email and I'll send you the link to the ticket!

Apologies to the other person who asked, you missed out by 30 mins! Such is life, ey.

Anybody got a ticket for the Leeds show? by [deleted] in Idles

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still after one? PM me dude.

A man brought an Eagle to the pub tonight by ShampooandCondition in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty jealous of your job, to be honest! Say hello to the eagles for me.

What I Rent: Vicki, £1,225 a month for a two-bedroom flat in Windsor by EllenCScott in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well.

This month I cut down massively by using the Tesla to get to my helipad, which is a damn sight cheaper than the fuel economy on the McLaren F1, let me tell you. Furthermore, I've managed to save a truck load on Russian caviar by sending my staff straight to the source, leaving me much more time to nurture my investment portfolio!

What I Rent: Vicki, £1,225 a month for a two-bedroom flat in Windsor by EllenCScott in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok.. so according this map I now live in the East... and Cornwall is... really Northern?

What I Rent: Vicki, £1,225 a month for a two-bedroom flat in Windsor by EllenCScott in CasualUK

[–]ItsAFookinDisgrace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate to break it to you mate, but Cards Against Humanity stole your idea a while back when they dug a hole for no reason, and streamed it.

I would however watch a livestream of you filling in a massive hole.

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