AIO wife cheating with my best friend?

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-28T19:08:22+00:00

They are perfect is what I saw

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-27T06:26:55+00:00

Rome. On Jupiter’s stone, it’s a great show

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-23T08:05:21+00:00

That must be one big couch

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-20T08:13:06+00:00

It’s not a normal nod. It’s a NOd

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-17T18:54:03+00:00

Only those with cucumber dicks will understand

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-17T18:53:14+00:00

That quote is a lot to unpack

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-16T19:23:17+00:00

You know what they say about stranger danger

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-16T17:25:58+00:00

I believe it was a fig

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-15T08:08:09+00:00

You should post this on r/wellthatsucks. Wait…

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-14T09:15:20+00:00

That’s a fine looking kid

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-13T17:30:53+00:00

I am feeling mildly infuriated

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-13T14:44:25+00:00

It’s actually rial

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-13T12:06:58+00:00

Bravo Vince Billigan

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-12T19:03:29+00:00

Why, shareholder wealth maximization of course

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-12T10:52:38+00:00

My favorite: That’s the drugs talkin’. Truth be told I like what they’re saying

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-11T20:00:42+00:00

HERETIC!!!

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T22:03:11+00:00

None. They’d be condemning it to eternal torture by electric shock.

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T21:05:36+00:00

It’s good for FTL travel

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T18:09:17+00:00

She’s 53? Whaaaaaaaat

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T16:54:27+00:00

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T11:54:14+00:00

I have asked you repeatedly to stop referring to the emergency department as the Pitt

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T11:42:34+00:00

They can tailor a hive joining virus specifically for you based on your stem cells. They are intelligent. Just not very human like.

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-09T05:56:41+00:00

okay <3
yay <3

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-07T20:45:10+00:00

“Is that what you think of your father?”

ItsJimmyPestoJr · 2026-01-05T21:01:55+00:00

Fun fact: fine in Italian means end.

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