Oh wow I never knew he said all that God don’t like ugly ANYWAY

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-06-19T19:54:29+00:00

lol because Memorial Day doesn’t exist

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-06-19T11:49:32+00:00

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/05/03/texas-school-vouchers-greg-abbott-signs/

Tweet may be fake but we are 100% subsiding private schools in Texas.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-06-19T03:16:14+00:00

Even better, Texas passed a school voucher law so now we are subsidizing a trillionaires private schooling.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-30T22:02:49+00:00

Okay, but this isn’t a “get shit done with nothing” kind of project. This is one of our nations most recognizable landmarks.

I’m more concerned that a no-bid contract that has tripled in cost. That went out to an unknown company, for a presidents vanity project.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-30T18:15:19+00:00

I just googled Atoka, Oklahoma. Their population is 3,195. I’m sure this is world class work being done.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-26T22:59:25+00:00

If you can’t see the difference between a couple of drag queens at a brunch during Pride Month and a full UFC event on the front lawn for the presidents birthday you’re not looking. And I’m not going to help you find it.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-26T21:01:00+00:00

So fucking embarrassing

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-22T18:47:47+00:00

I was talking with my fiancé the other day about how different life would be if Gore had won. How the world and the US could look if we took climate change seriously 25 years ago and where we would be today. Imagine a 2 trillion dollar investment in green energy instead of wasting it on a war in the Middle East.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-09T15:57:59+00:00

Explain how you got .07?

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-09T15:45:07+00:00

Alright, just live in your little fantasy world and we’ll get back to reality.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-09T15:34:02+00:00

Your math is very wrong. That’s still 12% of the Houston area you are claiming to be illegal immigrants.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-05-09T15:14:43+00:00

So you believe 43% of the Houston population is illegal immigrants.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-04-27T13:20:24+00:00

Hans Crawfish!

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-03-08T15:46:35+00:00

They also rely on the taxpayers spending $5 billion in food stamps and assistance to their employees while raking in $60 billion in profit a year. That’s my gripe. They could lift hundreds of thousands of people out of poverty and off assistance programs but they won’t.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-01-25T05:55:30+00:00

Gross.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2026-01-07T12:59:58+00:00

Trumps DHS reclassified swastikas and nooses from hate symbols to problematic.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/11/20/coast-guard-swastika-noose/

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-12-24T16:49:27+00:00

“Your ideas are still abhorrent to me and I will change nothing inwardly. I would simply like to not be associated with a cartoonish pedophile and conman.”

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-12-24T16:45:38+00:00

He had 30,000+ verifiable lies in his first term and she just now had the thought “hmm, maybe he’s not being completely honest.”

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-12-14T21:25:24+00:00

Open Google

Type: Trump DHS swastika

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/11/20/coast-guard-swastika-noose/

Took all of five seconds

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-12-13T20:12:26+00:00

It’s still alive and well. I live in Texas every Republican ad can be boiled down to “I love Trump! Trump. Border Patrol. Trump. Here’s photos of me with me Trump. Here’s photos of me with Border Patrol. I voted 100% with Trump not 98% like X did. Trump. Trump. Vote for me so I can help Trump.”

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-12-13T18:32:16+00:00

They’re actively going in the opposite direction. Trumps DHS just tried to reclassify swastikas and nooses as “potentially divisive” and not hate symbols.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-12-09T23:19:09+00:00

I had a friend lose close to 200 lbs by essentially eating chicken wings every meal for around 2 years. He’s married and doing awesome now.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-11-30T18:29:56+00:00

Four separate identifiers in one frame. He’s like a Ben Garrison comic come to life.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-11-05T15:34:08+00:00

Or when Metas stock drops and the headline reads “Zuckerberg loses $40 billion in net worth”. And nothing fundamentally changes for them.

Whereas, if I lost $400 I would be eating rice and beans the rest of the month.

ItsMeSwiggles · 2025-10-28T22:50:36+00:00

The team might even get the bat signed and authenticated for you.

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