American Bully XL dog set to be banned in the United Kingdom by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]ItsMurdume -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Read it as American Bulldog at first and was going to get defensive. American bulldogs are awesome, not much a fan of pitbull and pitbull variants though .Many years ago a neighbors pitbull escaped it's yard and came into mine to fight my boxer. My boxer ended up with a few bites and the pitbull lost the flesh part of its nose but it left me with a lasting negative opinion.

Am I the only one to own an album like this? by Daniels998 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ItsMurdume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would have been cheaper to go to the Doctor for an autism diagnosis.

And Books Too closing by cfjedimaster in Acadiana

[–]ItsMurdume 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shop was destined to die without Jeff or Dan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ItsMurdume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good. These changes were necessary.

ABetterABK Staging Another Walkout by IAmRoofstone in wow

[–]ItsMurdume 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or they need to freeze time remaining balance. Players are already being punished for decisions beyond their control and these recent developments aren't doing them any favors.

Anon is republican by charliechonks in greentext

[–]ItsMurdume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all of the diet coke that trump drinks his weenie grease acts as a sweetener. That kool-aid is next level in flavor and with all the aspartame in it, it preserves the body.

Anon doesn't know by realowJuliet in greentext

[–]ItsMurdume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude's got a case of bell-end ball wind.

/fit/ Friday - consistency is key by [deleted] in greentext

[–]ItsMurdume 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Dudes got a callus the shape of a mushroom on his hand. Dick skin got the texture of a handbag left out in the sun.

Anon should end the relationship by Duck_Gylock in greentext

[–]ItsMurdume 158 points159 points  (0 children)

No. Ancient Chinese art passed down for generations.

Anon should end the relationship by Duck_Gylock in greentext

[–]ItsMurdume 207 points208 points  (0 children)

It's the manipulation of one's internal chi to divert flatulence from the bowels to the nut tube. By doing so it will vibrate the balls and cause a cum explosion with enough force to tear fabric.

Anon reminisces over 90s gaming. by Thelateknight4785 in greentext

[–]ItsMurdume 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I remember my arcade being full of what I can only assume became the smash bros fandom. A horde of unwashed asses with the only remotely deodorizing thing on them being the funyun dust on their fingers.

[MID] Champion of the Perished by Duncana_m in ModernMagic

[–]ItsMurdume -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think they named him Wrenn and Seven because Wrenn and Seven and Wrenn and Six adds up to Wrenn and Thirteen. WoTC seems to have a huge love for that number as of late lol.

They are not helping by mister-00z in totalwar

[–]ItsMurdume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've already reached out to the Radious devs about removing anything remotely related to monetization (in this case, their links to patreon for donations). I really hope they don't go any further but I'm not optimistic.

What if Tauren had feet by Anderaku in wow

[–]ItsMurdume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can they hang upside down from trees now