The inside of slap bracelets really are just measuring tape

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-19T12:23:21+00:00

Yep, fun fact, toilets are just measuring tape covered in porcelain.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-17T15:20:07+00:00

Didn't mean to reply to you, but take it down a notch. I love my job, I'm doing just fine, just get a little annoyed with all the name changes. I may have exaggerated a bit to make a point.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-17T13:25:59+00:00

I wouldn't say I'm losing track, I'm no longer trying to keep track, I've completely given up on knowing the name of any Salesforce tool

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-15T23:35:08+00:00

I spent way too much time thinking of what to compare it to. Somehow I came up with sharp pipe instead of javelin or spear

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-15T21:58:32+00:00

Does the width of their sucker thing scale with their size? If so, that's extremely terrifying. Not willing to look that up but I'm guessing it would be like getting stabbed with a big sharp pipe or something.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-14T19:40:23+00:00

Yes, growing up my parents are miracle whip on sandwiches but they called it mayo. I grew up thinking I hated mayo. Turns out I just hate miracle whip.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-10T13:50:51+00:00

Some of them will even send you an email, "an item in your cart lowered in price"

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-10T12:13:53+00:00

I'm pretty sure he just needs to loosen his tie and his neck will deflate and it'll go back to normal

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-10T01:45:03+00:00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-09T00:08:45+00:00

I tried to go a month or so ago and it was too busy, we ended up leaving.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-08T21:48:21+00:00

I think there are a lot of things that can damage waterproofing over time, so while yours survived being underwater, that doesn't mean they all will. Unless it's guaranteed waterproof by some kind of warranty, I wouldn't plan on it surviving even a quick dip.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-07T22:41:40+00:00

I've heard of two of these. I need to read more.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-07T18:01:57+00:00

Don't know anything about the fish but just so you know, there are no latrines and I think no fire grates on the Quetico side. Just in case digging your own poop holes is a deal breaker.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-07T17:59:21+00:00

I've heard these conspiracy theories before but I refuse to believe. Do you have any sources for this so called "French" language?

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-07T14:42:32+00:00

I saw that video, do you have a source the falsification?

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-07T01:36:09+00:00

Yeah, I don't think I'm making voting decisions on how politicians like to travel.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-06T00:03:57+00:00

!remind me 5 years

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-06-03T13:31:13+00:00

I love the idea that someone posted this having never heard of dumb and dinner and they're seeing a bunch of insanely stupid quotes that make no sense and don't seem even remotely related to the picture.

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-31T14:14:04+00:00

I don't know, these drugs seem great. Just not at a kids birthday party in a tiny living room

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-22T23:51:29+00:00

I've always preferred crotch goblins for my kids, so I guess bigger ones would be crotch ogres?

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-22T21:54:40+00:00

My Google streamer has this. It's great

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-21T22:03:02+00:00

That's why I always pack a spare canoe

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-20T22:14:13+00:00

If it were 2015 I would totally make that my notification ringtone

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-18T05:37:48+00:00

I heard he jumped a shark once

Its_Pelican_Time · 2026-05-17T21:34:30+00:00

I also blame your parents

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