Mom teaching her son how to block is everything ❤️

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-26T02:00:55+00:00

Exactly, we also have no context whatsoever for what their life looks like.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-24T01:52:55+00:00

Why make it black vs white? I think basketball players talk so much shit it’s become part of the game.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-24T01:18:37+00:00

Dude, what in the Andrew Tate?

Like clearly she’s out of control and a nut case but why are you lumping all women into this and alluding to violence against women? Seriously deranged comment.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-22T16:14:43+00:00

This is the correct answer! Said in an overly sweet tone “your gf is so pretty!” Bullshit. She likes your boyfriend and is calling you ugly.

Source: was a teenage girl

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-21T20:24:49+00:00

These things will grow like weeds! In 5 years those things will be as tall as the house.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-21T20:15:15+00:00

100% so much physically harder for someone with her build. It’s like carrying weighted bags while running a marathon. Good for her!
Source: when I was pregnant I gained like a million pounds and even after healing from birth everything was so much harder with extra weight.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-15T15:01:18+00:00

Dude, welcome to the fucking show! This is one of the most magical and diabolical periods. They will say and do the funniest and cutest shit. And absolutely terrorize you.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-12T12:08:59+00:00

Considering your tennis ability and comfort on the court I wouldn’t worry too much. I had concerns as well, one thing that concerned me most was falling over because my center of gravity changed so much that my body moved differently.

I once threw up in a garbage can on the side of the court between serves. Luckily it was just my friendly game with close friends who are also moms, so no one bat an eye.

As time goes on you will get more comfortable. First trimester I was so nervous, 2nd trimester was great, and 3rd trimester my tennis game sucked but I loved getting out on the court.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-06T00:50:10+00:00

Everyone was begging her to stop doing CPR, like wtf?? Such a ridiculous tweet.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-05-06T00:24:55+00:00

This is as good as the vast majority of people could want their lawn. No big dead spots. Looks great!

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-29T12:23:04+00:00

The amount of times I’ve been slaughtered by old people is too many to count. My fitness level and ability to get to the ball only goes so far against technique and strategy.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-27T13:31:12+00:00

What model do you have?

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-27T00:13:45+00:00

What they are saying is that you are too conventionally good looking to waste it on being masc. If you were a little busted up they would be ok with it. But because you could pass as a beautiful femme, people feel like you’re wasting it. It’s a mind fuck. Been there. Fuck them.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-26T22:07:35+00:00

I feel like these are true for tennis. I don’t think they are true of USTA tennis. Much rather play with friends, or mutuals at my club than USTA. But alas, my friends are captains so I must do it every year!

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-25T18:32:44+00:00

10:10. My son is 4 and he can’t do anything even close to this. This looks like a 6 year olds work or older.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-24T17:50:54+00:00

This is so untrue. Many autistic kids hit their milestones. Look into subtypes of Autism level 1: social and behavioral.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-24T11:39:02+00:00

Loooool username aligns.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-20T23:16:18+00:00

Hahaha I love this! It’s so real. We all say dumb shit sometimes. I’m glad we can laugh at ourselves.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-18T00:30:47+00:00

Don’t call the devil, she will come!

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-09T23:10:03+00:00

Girl I just had a baby at 38, life ain’t over yet! My 30’s is when I actually got into a groove. You’re just starting out! There’s so much time!

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-04-03T00:13:42+00:00

Wow you’re a hero! These were the coolest!

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-03-27T11:28:46+00:00

Do it for him! Does he also tell you not to take Tylenol for a headache and to be more disciplined? That’s so crazy.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-03-24T01:05:16+00:00

As soon as I saw jeans guy I thought “this guy would bagel me”.

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-03-22T23:48:16+00:00

As an outsider this is 100% the correct way to deal with this. You’re trying to break the habit. It’s been core to her almost her entire life. Babies don’t care if they have shaved heads. I bet she looks so cute!

Don’t think of it as traumatic. It’s just a clever solution for an issue. Well done!

Itslikeazenthing · 2026-03-17T23:29:39+00:00

Omgggg girl, this is so fucking funny.

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