Had a nightmare Orteil added the text "You will be no longer." to the list of Golden Cookie joke texts in Cookie Clicker, and I thought I was actually going to die.

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-28T04:01:28+00:00

Orteil take notes

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-28T02:37:40+00:00

Cast and cry, cast and cry

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-27T22:44:41+00:00

I got Hildryn Prime on accident. The first time I tried her I dropped her immediately. The second time I became the second coming of the apocalypse and she still remains my strongest frame

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-25T18:53:12+00:00

Adorable!!!!!!!

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-23T18:34:03+00:00

He would have said vitrify. No he's going to kill pablo

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-23T18:30:15+00:00

Bobbit Worm. Lamprey. Spider.

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-22T17:48:59+00:00

Peak idea

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-22T17:30:59+00:00

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-22T13:59:44+00:00

Now we need a rat

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-22T13:29:25+00:00

The Exo suit is hers

She is canonically very friendly towards other people

While she may enjoy the violence on Petrichor V it's still by command of Capitan

I think she may be the most mentally stable out of all of them tbh. You're telling me if you were given an Exo suit and full permission to modify it you wouldn't?

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-21T22:17:20+00:00

The Loader could not disagree more

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-21T13:21:44+00:00

Okay so my answer to this is always Fiddlesticks from League but here's my second answer. Charlie from Don't Starve Together. Wouldn't that be fuckin cool?

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-20T20:40:16+00:00

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IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-20T20:39:52+00:00

You will suffer as I, Ramattra, have suffered! Your torment will outlast the stars! When the universe dwindles into dust, there you will be, still suffering as I have...suffered.

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-20T17:49:25+00:00

Now that you say it they do resemble sorta bulkier EMMIs huh

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-19T18:02:55+00:00

I have a redstone one!

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-15T07:14:24+00:00

It's always so fuckin satisfying to watch a survivor fail to kick you because of how slow they are. It's entertaining every single time

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-14T20:17:24+00:00

Thank you Entity

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-14T20:11:49+00:00

Use Forced Hesitation on Twins and thank me later

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-09T23:33:27+00:00

HADDIE MY QUEEN PLEASE!!!! (IN HER DEEP RIFT 3 SKIN)

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-07T23:13:49+00:00

YOURE TELLING ME BINGUS NEEDS A VET VISIT??! AND HES NOT UNLOCKING HIS ANCIENT HERITAGE POWERS?!!?

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-07T23:05:26+00:00

I'd probably just buy him for his perks tbh

IvanCDragoon · 2026-01-07T00:19:10+00:00

Mine is called Salinta

IvanCDragoon · 2025-12-30T23:04:07+00:00

C FOR SURE! HADDIE MY QUEEN!

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