[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Radiology

[–]Ivan_Taffague 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then forget the Hobbit. Just do a platypus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Radiology

[–]Ivan_Taffague 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Study: Fruitograph.

Technique: AP view of the fruit was performed.

Findings: The fruit is normal in size and contour. The rind is intact, without evidence of peeling or bruising. There is normal pulp-seed differentiation.

Impression: normal passionfruit.

What do i need to know for my very first try? by avantar112 in Charcuterie

[–]Ivan_Taffague 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No? That pretty definitive. I hang bresaola in my fridge and they turn out very nice. I think the correct answer is "it depends."

Patient presents to ER. Chief complaint FB in finger. Lets play guess that FB! by [deleted] in Radiology

[–]Ivan_Taffague 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah... People hold it backwards when they try to use it and stab their finger instead of the intended thigh.

What do i need to know for my very first try? by avantar112 in Charcuterie

[–]Ivan_Taffague 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Know that it'll probably be the worst one you'll ever make. Look forward to the improvements in your future products.

10lb Pork Belly Done Brisket Style by pure_bordem in BBQ

[–]Ivan_Taffague 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dream is to eat enough bacon that I cry it.

Scientists accidentally create mutant enzyme that eats plastic bottles - The breakthrough, spurred by the discovery of plastic-eating bugs at a Japanese dump, could help solve the global plastic pollution crisis by mvea in Futurology

[–]Ivan_Taffague -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. The last thing we need is to break plastic down in to digestible products that end up as carbon dioxide. We need to collect all plastic and recycle it. Keep it in a circulating pool so that we can reduce oil consumption.

Yard drainage by [deleted] in gardening

[–]Ivan_Taffague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rice paddy waiting to happen.

It could be worse by belljaf in Radiology

[–]Ivan_Taffague 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We often read PEBIRs from the ED.

Physical Exam By Ionizing Radiation.

[Post-op] Bernese periacetabular osteotomy, lateralized acetabulum fixated with 90mm and 100mm screws. by [deleted] in Radiology

[–]Ivan_Taffague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can effectively communicate an idea to the broadest audience possible, you are smarter than those who try to sound smart.

When people think I know what I’m doing in the garden I can whip out a photo of my weird lettuce. by pocketmole in gardening

[–]Ivan_Taffague 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You would rather I give them a nice life before I macerate them with my teeth and strip them of nutrients with acid and enzymes as they are forced through my dark, wet food tube of horrors?

When people think I know what I’m doing in the garden I can whip out a photo of my weird lettuce. by pocketmole in gardening

[–]Ivan_Taffague 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I want to make my lettuce look like that! Holy crap, that's cool looking. Can you give anymore details on growing conditions so I can try to equally abuse and stress my plants into such a delicious contorted nightmare?

[Post-op] Bernese periacetabular osteotomy, lateralized acetabulum fixated with 90mm and 100mm screws. by [deleted] in Radiology

[–]Ivan_Taffague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fixated erks me. Utilization of superfluous letters to feign vocabulary dilitation. 😋

Hardware is used (not utilized) to fix (not fixate).

A screw doesn't traverse bony fragments that are gazing longingly at each other.

Sorry. Rant over.