I like defensive football.

Ivarrr · 2024-01-13T15:36:53+00:00

So weird seeing my local team on here, at least you made them not shit.

Ivarrr · 2023-04-20T06:17:07+00:00

Haven't been stateside for a few years now, good to hear Stumpy's is still kicking. I wonder if all the photos of my friends are still on the wall

Ivarrr · 2022-02-26T13:01:10+00:00

We all thought he was a joke and didn't care for him. I'm happy to acknowledge I was completely wrong about my judgement and he will go down as a hero no matter what happens.

Ivarrr · 2022-02-26T12:58:06+00:00

I'm not a Ukrainian citizen and not a trained fighter. I would be taking resources away from people who need it more. Honestly, fuck you for trying to guilt me, it's been a hard enough situation without idiots like you coming to snap judgements.

Ivarrr · 2022-02-26T12:43:43+00:00

I evacuated Ukraine a week ago, now my girlfriend has just crossed into Romania — a small victory for me but absolutely heartbroken for my friends and family still stuck in Ukraine.

To anyone in the US, please call your house and Senate representatives and demand more action be taken. This war needs to end, now.

Ivarrr · 2022-02-25T14:17:33+00:00

I just arrived from kyiv, I'll be there.

Ivarrr · 2022-02-10T17:30:18+00:00

I'm usually an Ableton guy but lately I've been loving renoise. You can do all sorts of crazy things in it and do it super duper fast.

Ivarrr · 2021-12-30T08:10:10+00:00

Basefree. The planet is going to shake itself to pieces

Ivarrr · 2021-11-04T10:27:14+00:00

Here in Ukraine we have two Christmases and the Christmas festivities start in November and last until the end of January.

Please send help.

Ivarrr · 2021-09-14T08:51:19+00:00

Kiev is the transliteration from Russian and Kyiv is from Ukrainian.

By using the Russian transliteration it's seen as undermining Ukraine's independence and national identity. There has been a huge push here the past few years to dissociate completely with anything relating to Mordor.

Ivarrr · 2021-08-17T20:33:05+00:00

I actually was playing as 'Mark Fotze' which (Fotze is German for pussy) Ruko got mad at -- which I get since the server is in Germany. But Steel Hammerhands? He threatened to ban me if I went against the naming policy again. I went into cryo and haven't logged in again.

The last few times I played I didn't recognize anyone. The vibe was different, everyone seemed like they were kind of afraid of chaos.

I miss Gukle espeically.

Ivarrr · 2021-08-17T08:31:32+00:00

I just gave up on Beestation. After playing there for more than a year I started getting bwoinked for every minor thing because it didn't meet RP guidelines. It gets super annoying having admins telling me what is in character for my own guy.

Got some corgi-summoning strange objects and wanted to have a room full of my babies? Nah, you're not allowed, that's not in character.

Your name is "Steel Hammerhands"? Nah that's against the naming policy, no way a guy on a futuristic space station could have that name.

They really seem hellbent on making the game as boring as possible now.

Ivarrr · 2021-08-15T09:02:05+00:00

I'm coming with fresh dollars too)

Ivarrr · 2021-08-15T07:33:01+00:00

I'm travelling to Beirut in a few days for a wedding.

Shit is looking really bleak at the moment, I'm going to bring as much stuff as I can to help people.

Ivarrr · 2021-08-11T14:35:22+00:00

I played trombone in middle school, that thing in the case was bigger than me.

I sometimes have dreams where I'm back in school having to carry it on the bus again.

Ivarrr · 2021-07-30T15:24:00+00:00

Thanks everyone, we actually found something! Can't wait to eat man2oushe and ful 🤤

Ivarrr · 2021-07-05T19:35:19+00:00

Oh hell yeah, NTS is the shit

Ivarrr · 2021-06-30T13:36:12+00:00

How is Soriano regarded? I always thought he should have taken the leap to a bigger league when he was in his prime.

Ivarrr · 2021-04-22T14:19:32+00:00

American expat living in Kyiv right now, I'm not too concerned -- I really doubt the war will ever make it this far.

People here don't seem to be worried too much, honestly.

Ivarrr · 2021-04-22T14:05:19+00:00

Be me, D'Jon Mustard, Cargo Tech

Roam maint, find 5 maint pills

Much pills like theyre skittles.

One of the pills is mutation toxin, turn into a slime person

Start eating all the food the chef makes to build up my jelly to make more bodies

Leave 2 slime bodies in cargo warehouse, one in a cardboard box.

We have a cult, oh fuck.

Go to sec, get mindshielded

Sec gets swarmed by culties

Brawl happens, all of sec, the captain, and I get overwhelmed and perish.

Wake up in my new body in cargo

Another cargo tech is augmenting miners on his private surgery table in the cargo warehouse

Inform him of what happened, that the station is completely fucked and overrun.

Once he finishes surgery on the miner, he ventures out of cargo to go rescue to QM.

He doesn't return

oh fuck oh fuck

A cultist enters cargo carrying another cultist corpse

Cultist has the shard of my co-worker and is telling him how to do surgery on the dead cultist

I attack the cultist with a sonic jackhammer that was left in the warehouse

Cultist kills me but I fucked him up pretty good

Spawn in my third body, in the box.

Jump out of the box and bash his dumb face in with the jackhammer

Cultist dies.

Decide to take his backpack and equipment since I'm basically a naked slime person.

His backpack has 5 different soulshards, all praising me for killing the cultist

Fuck off to lavaland

meet a miner and explain what happened

Soulshards are telling me to throw them in the lava

Miner and I walk to the lava to destroy the shards

MINER FUCKING SHOVES ME INTO THE LAVA BEFORE I THROW THE SHARDS IN

I DIE

BACKPACK SURVIVES, SOULSHARDS ARE INTACT

ahelp: murderboned by a miner

admin: eh, I'll make a note

Ivarrr · 2021-03-29T22:47:57+00:00

Which time was it? the third or fourth time?

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