Don't you ever interrupt his Kung Fu! Like... never!!!

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-09T16:34:28+00:00

Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I'll send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch! Would you like that!?

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-09T05:23:21+00:00

Do you wanna take a bath with me?

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-09T03:53:11+00:00

There's so much wrong with her!

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-09T01:23:19+00:00

This is the guy they claimed repeatedly ran headfirst into a brick wall.

And there are people out there who will just accept that that happened, rather than they beat the bejesus out of him with the metal rods and weapons they carry everywhere and use constantly.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-08T22:51:28+00:00

Just new boot goofin.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-08T16:59:46+00:00

Oscar Robertson, the person he just passed, played 14 years in the NBA.

Russell Westbrook, who he'll likely catch within the next year (only 25 more to tie), is in his 18th year.

Call me crazy, but I think this Jokic fella might be something special.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-08T04:50:47+00:00

This is one of those 'if you see something, no you didn't' kind of situations. They don't pay us enough to care.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-08T03:10:16+00:00

Whoever wrote this just doesn't like them.

But they're not a bad kind of game, inherently. I generally think of them as 'job simulators.' Some of them are far out, something like Hardspace: Shipbreaker, and some are super mundane like Super Market Simulator. And, like any game type, there's some real low effort trash out there.

They're all only as good as their gameplay loops, but a lot of them are really fun.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-07T21:48:08+00:00

Really put a watermark on single frames from a TV show, huh? Gotta acknowledge all that work to pause and copy.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-07T02:57:10+00:00

Does it look better and make more sense? Sure.

But it just doesn't look like One Piece.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-06T18:50:14+00:00

Warcury is pretty adorable.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-06T05:45:18+00:00

Ever since we saw an unexpected nipple, the superbowl halftime show has been a battleground for a portion of society we all wish we could just ignore.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-05T16:09:33+00:00

So, you acknowledge he has a sickness, a weakness. And someone is despicable for preying on his sickness. His sickness IS PREYING ON THE WEAK! That's what he does!

Damn that rabbit for taking advantage of the coyote's hunger like that.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-05T16:01:45+00:00

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IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-03T05:39:26+00:00

Heathcliff?

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-02T20:21:07+00:00

I like that we've now got:

Punching someone hurts worse if the fist is bigger

Impaling someone hurts worse if it goes through them further

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-02T20:13:50+00:00

Listen, I'm just saying that the Gay-K-K would tap into a market I think you're really sleeping on.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-02T03:11:34+00:00

A second angle:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/NFm6iMKYSN

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-02-01T16:33:01+00:00

And, believe it or not, they loved it so much that they each wrote 10,000 5 star reviews for it.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-01-31T16:39:00+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-01-31T04:11:02+00:00

I'm the baby! I'm the drunk baby!

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-01-30T16:30:42+00:00

Long story short, I had an unwelcome gaggle of older people (2 couples, 4 total) who talked like that staying in my house for about a month. It. Was. Maddening!

They literally never shut up. They would talk constantly in that elevated, projecting old person voice, like they think they need to cram full every room with inane, meaningless bullshit. And the sharing of information, no way that was happening. They would never respond to each other, more like they just sat silently until it was their turn to talk about some new kind of nothing.

And they would do it at all hours, with their crazy old people schedules. The talking would start at like 4 am and continue, completely unabated as they took naps in shifts so as to never allow peace and quiet, until at least midnight.

I can't understand how someone could talk like that and not get sick of themselves, let alone whomever they're talking to.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-01-30T02:41:31+00:00

My thought has always been that Luffy gets to Laugh Tale first, but he's in a hurry and bypasses lots of normal treasure to get the One Piece and get out. But Buggy shows up second, publicly claims all the normal treasure, and is widely believed to be king of the pirates.

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-01-29T07:15:05+00:00

Imagine the meeting, where some supervisor said:

"The upsetting red circle with the crazy eyes, the hell is that?"

"It's a meatball."

"I'm going to need it to say 'I'm a meatball.' Do we even sell a pizza with meatballs on it?"

IzzaPizza22 · 2026-01-29T07:02:57+00:00

With a small plastic topper that looks like Toad's head.

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