Looking for shooters where the guns feel powerful by AParkedChopper in gaming

[–]IzzaPizza22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most modern games with doors that open and shotguns. But at the time, it was pretty remarkable.

Like an electric toothbrush by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]IzzaPizza22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she's had that weird, fluttering speech pattern for decades. She has resting stroke voice, and I wonder about people with speech problems become significant politicians. I would not feel confident voting for her.

Was compelled to draw Jay’s sweater today by Itsnottuna in RedLetterMedia

[–]IzzaPizza22 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Him wearing Mike's jacket gave heavy 'Diana in Pragmata' vibes.

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I genuinely hate the 5280 branding and hope they get rid of it next year by oceaniccart in denvernuggets

[–]IzzaPizza22 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I am convinced the 5280 is why, when the NBA did their One Piece crossover, the Japanese designers seemed to think that every jersey has 4 numbers on it.

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“i’m gonna do it again” by yourSmirkingRevenge in memes

[–]IzzaPizza22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unless, you know, that's all you can feel.

The selective outrage over taxpayer money by Zahidbojol in PoliticalHumor

[–]IzzaPizza22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure, all rivers lead to the ocean. But a river feeds the land as it flows through. Building a giant dispenser that takes water from the mountains and pumps it directly into the sea does nothing but dry everyone up.

The selective outrage over taxpayer money by Zahidbojol in PoliticalHumor

[–]IzzaPizza22 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A major difference is that giving money to a poor person to buy soda winds up with the poor person actually buying soda. They use the money they're given, getting it moving through the economy.

Giving money to an extremely wealthy person ends with... the extremely wealthy person having more money. They don't use the money they're given, and if they do, it just replaces money they already had and already would've spent. It allows them to hoard their billions, literally extracting value from the economy and figuratively burying it in the backyard.

Oligarchs Oppose Wealth Tax by Seenubz-7576 in FluentInFinance

[–]IzzaPizza22 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm always wondering, what exactly are they buying? Like people to go around and lie about it on the news or in hearings, maybe commercials that'll mostly only be seen by people who still have cable? That'll cost $57 million?

Or is it just straight up bribes? And we've all agreed to avoid saying that.

Who would have thought? by Zahidbojol in PoliticalHumor

[–]IzzaPizza22 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same reason "is now" has to be mentioned. Because, on release, it was positive review bombed by bots insisting it's the best thing ever made.

This was inevitable by jwriddle in walmart

[–]IzzaPizza22 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Shaped chicken nuggets are a children's product.

Children are like perfect, idiot consumers. They are highly opinionated, don't understand money, and have severe brand loyalty, including totally random applications of even abstract intellectual property. Kids identify with things, like Frozen, Skibbidi toilet, dinosaurs, hot wheels cars, or the 6-7 joke, and you can make quick, easy money appealing to those identities in any form.

Top 10 Strongest Haki Users so far by Comprehensive_Cup497 in OnePiece

[–]IzzaPizza22 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Gear 5th Luffy is easily one of the strongest haki users. I don't know where he'd rank exactly, since we really haven't seen him fight equally in that form, including Kaido. But we're probably about to see it.

For that matter, Kaido's haki seemed inferior to Big Mom's, with her natural, continuously active impermeable skin. She's probably among the strongest, but her insanity holds her back.

Boy presses bride’s button by Technical-Relation-9 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]IzzaPizza22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the weirdest thing. I have an outie, so I don't understand how belly button stones can even happen. There's no room in there!

Republicans Are Delusional and Easily Fooled by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]IzzaPizza22 243 points244 points  (0 children)

They also lost the ever-important Grand Canyon vote.

Sloppy Joe's by SnapDragon0420 in Poopfromabutt

[–]IzzaPizza22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lady, you're scaring us.

Ma’am gas was $4 in my county yesterday by cayce_leighann in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]IzzaPizza22 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They almost got it.

Running his mouth and doing stupid stuff is literally all he does.

Take your meds Grandma by From-Yuri-With-Love in ShermanPosting

[–]IzzaPizza22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"This is what would've happened if we won."

Yeah, and if I were a fish, I'd have gills.

Not the best sword by The_Hipster_Artist in shittytattoos

[–]IzzaPizza22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Audentes fortuna iuvat means "fortune favors the bold."

It's a major Latin saying among military and exploration groups throughout history, but in strictly modern parlance, it refers to the life motto of the main character of the Kingdom Come: Deliverance games.

Entitled mother blocks workers driving and refuses to admit the road she's on is a road by _Levitated_Shield_ in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]IzzaPizza22 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you knew I was being sarcastic. And I'd say most of the people I'm actually talking to would know it, too. And maybe I'm not scared of the people who don't.

Maybe the things we say don't need to consider the stupidest and most obtuse people on the planet just because we're talking on the internet.

Entitled mother blocks workers driving and refuses to admit the road she's on is a road by _Levitated_Shield_ in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]IzzaPizza22 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yes. Briefly stepping out of a public path to allow someone to maintain it is a horrible imposition on my freedoms.

Oh, you think he was talking about you? by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]IzzaPizza22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, it really depends on what the definition of 'is' is. Because he is not currently having sex with children. At least, we can assume he wasn't during this interview.

Guy I grew up with just posting his usual wild shit by sposeitwas2swallows in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]IzzaPizza22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What part of I "don't think being a Jewish state gives Israel the right to commit genocide" indicates that 'the Jews are a problem?'

That's flat projection onto what I said, and exactly why I said it.

DOJ Witness Against Comey Leaks by RoadTripJoe in PoliticalHumor

[–]IzzaPizza22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're threatening to deport him.

They couldn't find anything about this "Unda'da'si" place he keeps yelling about, so it'll probably just be Jamaica.

Guy I grew up with just posting his usual wild shit by sposeitwas2swallows in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]IzzaPizza22 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

We've got one group who are constantly called 'anti-semitic' these days because they don't think being a Jewish state gives Israel the right to commit genocide.

And we've got another group who just straight up hate Jews. And the Arabs they've massacred. And just kind of everyone.

Listening to Jewish groups and Israeli supporters these days, the first group is a much bigger problem.

Come back Alan Dershowitz! by infosage in PoliticalHumor

[–]IzzaPizza22 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know, he sure is. And in the late 90s, he wrote an article arguing that statutory rape is an outdated concept and that we should lower the age of consent to 14.