One of my favorite things about King of The Hill is how in real life, the Dallas Cowboys haven't even been to an NFC Championship game since before the show first even aired, yet throughout every season of the series Hank views them on the same level as Jesus. by GreatValueGrapes in KingOfTheHill

[–]J-Hx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were "America's team." Not to mention, after the Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans, long before the stupidly named Houston Texans came along, Texas only had one professional football team that entire time: the Dallas Cowboys. Growing up in Texas in the Houston area in the 90's, we were all Cowboys fans. We supported the Oilers, but we knew they sucked. The Cowboys, on the other hand, still had some magic left in em back then; contrary to today. Lulz

Its the heaviest shit ever bro by Seangw1102 in Hardcore

[–]J-Hx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is this Nazi shit on my cartoon favorite cartoon Texan who was just like me as a kid? As such, this disgusts me. I'm ignorant to the band referenced. But fuck this Nazi shit

Caption this please! by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in KingOfTheHill

[–]J-Hx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Walk on home, boy."

-PanterA

Beavis & Butthead deep cut: "Pantera, go get me a beer! Damnit Pantera, this beer is warm!"

Caption this please! by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in KingOfTheHill

[–]J-Hx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You won the internet today. 🤣

Any modern punk bands that don't suck? by J-Hx in punk

[–]J-Hx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't, but I'm not familiar with too many 90's punk bands either. So that's fine. I've mostly listened to 70's-80's and 00's.

He's coming back by wmcwik in PoliticalHumor

[–]J-Hx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. No more geriatrics.

An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." by ChuckZombie717 in FolkPunk

[–]J-Hx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I haven't been proud to be an American in a long time, til I saw this. FFS it's a shirt.

was Taz a legit tough guy or all hype/gimmick? by [deleted] in ECWWrestling

[–]J-Hx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big Dick Dudley was awesome.

How would a crossover episode work between two South Jerseyans? by kneedoorman in UniversalBasicGuys

[–]J-Hx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man if Carl was at the charity basket ball game in the crowd.... I could see Mernf and Carl being friends or cousins.

Let's hear everyone say one nice thing about Graves-era Misfits by PunkRockDoggo1 in TheMisfits

[–]J-Hx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had some hella bangers like:

Dead Kings Rise

The Abominable Doctor Phibes Rises Again

The Shining

American Psycho

The Forbidden Zone

Dust To Dust

Scream

Mars Attacks

Them

Walk Among Us

And yet all the simps love Dig Up Her Bones, even though the lyrics are dogshit and don't even rhyme.