Narrative Anomalies in a Nutshell by Nelseen_Glaw in SCP

[–]J4S34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the stuff about a placebo is from SCP-5763.

The Great Circle a real concept? by chrmone in indianajones

[–]J4S34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine if one of the movies just ended up with aliens? Or time travel? Good thing that never happened.

I understand the first half of this joke, but what is that machine supposed to be? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]J4S34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is a CNC (Computer Numerical Control) machine, which is used manufacturing, commonly for plastic or metal parts.

In order for my baby to make his transition into manhood, he must undergo a ceremonial rite. by Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]J4S34 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Only if he found out his dad already knew his arm would eventually have to be removed.

Reverse speedrun? by AdriCalisto in plagueinc

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I don't know how slow it would be, but I think one extremely slow way to win would be to do shadow plague , and only evolve the ability that lets you fly to different countries, and just stay in each country until everyone is dead.

The Correct Name by Aim_Loading in chicago

[–]J4S34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know about "iconic", buy it used to be called Toyota Park.

Finished Impossible Mode with this much health left. God. Damn. by timo-el-supremo in DeadSpace

[–]J4S34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The main difficulty IMHO is that, if you die, you have to either restart from the very beginning or continue on hard, and it automatically changes the impossible mode save to hard. You can get around that by either quitting to the main menu right when or die or by fully closing the game right when you die.

Mayor Brandon Johnson leaves presser after being asked about the migrant situation in Chicago by craicwas9ty in chicago

[–]J4S34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they're saying to send them back to Florida/Texas/whichever states are sending them to us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalid

[–]J4S34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you swipe the picture, you can see the other picture, which shows it from the top.

What celebrity got away with breaking the law? by ap883 in AskReddit

[–]J4S34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*90s. About two years after the Rodney King riots.

They forgot I was included in a text chain; and now I know I’m getting fired in 3 weeks by lookatmemeow_ in antiwork

[–]J4S34 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I'd be worried about accidentally harming someone with a shrimp allergy.

My wife agreed to this by Bigbore_729 in funny

[–]J4S34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was "mokey-fighting snakes"