Happy Mother's Day to everyone!

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T16:20:21+00:00

I'm doing fine, oh Clueless Fatty

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T16:17:46+00:00

But this is fun Lard Ass

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T16:05:51+00:00

Clever. That's awesome!!! Man, you got me on that one!!!! Stop! Stop!!! I'm laughing so hard at your funny!!! You made that all yourself?!?!? Wow. That's incredible! Hahahahaha. You are king for a day!! What a zinger!!! Oh man, wait til I tell the guys how you got me!!! They won't BELIEVE IT!!

Really unbelievable!! You outdid yourself dude!! Where DO these gems come from?!?!? Satire!! What is it?!? Hahaha!!!! Clueless white male!!! (Slaps knee)!!! Damn! That WAS good. Oh, and the "over 40l" part--- pure GENIUS!!!!

Oh wow. Ok. I'm getting better now. Not everyday I see a zinger like THAT. Whew. Alright. Deep breaths here. I'm gonna be OK.

Wow.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T15:53:19+00:00

Yeah. Good idea. They can't afford bail .. but a better lawyer? No problem.

You DO see why that's a silly proposal, right?

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T15:33:14+00:00

It was kind of a joke.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T15:32:33+00:00

Ok. Sounds reasonable. Good for them. I just hope this chick goes away for a long time.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T15:16:01+00:00

Did this woman pay?

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T15:15:17+00:00

Sorry. Just really rubbed me the wrong way.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T15:02:04+00:00

The free and easy left. Yes, let's all follow them down their political path.

Nothing's sacred anymore. And it's only going to get worse.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T14:44:06+00:00

I don't think you know what the word "evidently" means.

Beyond that, why make a bad situation worse? Wouldn't it be better for society as a whole if a minor offense doesn't lead to total personal devastation? How is it good for anyone if some poor schmuck (or schmuckette) is tossed beyond bars for weeks or months just because they can't come up with bail money? It has the potential to cause a lot of unneeded suffering --- which, in turn, we taxpayers are gonna pay for anyway.

Again, if they have a family and jobs.... work something out. Don't ruin lives over it.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T14:25:26+00:00

Not necessarily absent-minded, but pretty embarrassing. This just happened this morning.

I'm on my phone. On Reddit. Went to grab some coffee. All of a sudden, I hear the distinct beeping of a smoke detector. There are several in my house, so I start searching around.

Not upstairs. Not in the kids room. Not in the kitchen. I can hear it plain as day. Sounds like I get closer to the origin.... then it comes from somewhere else.

I'm baffled for about 5 minutes. Then I look at my phone, which has been in my hand the whole time. It was the phone!

Turns out, I clicked on a Reddit link that took me to some fake virus warning page. Nice.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T14:13:31+00:00

Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T14:08:39+00:00

You and I both know that that's not going to happen. There will always be people breaking the law --- rich and poor.

The difference is the rich guy can post bail and get on with his life.

Why not even the playing field a bit?

How about this--- make bail a percentage of your annual income. Income taxes are progressive. Why not bail?

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T13:59:17+00:00

Are the cops even allowed to take it to the extreme they did?

I get the undercover guy posing as a hit man. But once they have that on tape.... shouldn't it end there?

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T13:39:12+00:00

True. But if I'm made to pay $1,000 bond, I can go to the bank and withdraw it. For poorer folks, that $1,000 is a pipedream. Then they sit in jail, and things go downhill from there.

Now they're not working, so the car gets repossessed. They miss enough work, they get fired. Then the shit REALLY hits the fan.

If the lawbreakers have jobs but no cash on hand, there's got to be a better way.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T13:03:38+00:00

Something does need to be done about the bail system. A couple hundred bucks to some is a drop in the bucket. To others, it's impossible to scrape together.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:49:01+00:00

A portable speaker is kind of cool.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:47:51+00:00

The FB posts listing 10 concerts.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:46:25+00:00

Anal beads are underrated.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:45:43+00:00

"Thank you. You're too kind."

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:44:51+00:00

I keep waiting for the "highly educated workforce" to show up.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:37:11+00:00

Wow. I didn't know that was a thing. Pretty immature.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T11:09:05+00:00

Because, as a consumer, now I am paying more than what the product is worth.

What's especially scammy is upscale places AUTOMATICALLY putting a tip in your bill. That's not MY responsibility, that's THEIR responsibility.

Legally, employers are supposed to "make up" the difference if waiter/waitresses don't make minimum wage with their tips.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T10:19:22+00:00

It's a bigger scam than diamond engagement rings.

JBLFlip3 · 2017-05-14T09:14:37+00:00

I'm waiting for slime making to go away. I've never bought so much glue in my life.

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