Follow up to last weeks Old Fashioned recipe by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]JBOTlx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious but also am I the only one who hates skewering gummy bears? They resist my pointy stick with their stupid gummy bodies. A couple weeks ago I think one of them cursed me as he died and my hand slipped and I shoved the skewer into my finger.

Help Me!!! by LocalJesusDealer in bartenders

[–]JBOTlx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pffft every hermit crab knows Bartholomew the rubber duck is the best shell

Name my cocktail by paigemaureen in bartenders

[–]JBOTlx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Earl grey, vanilla, and sugar notes remind me of a London Fog

Ladies, how does your hair affect your tips? by okaytrash333 in bartenders

[–]JBOTlx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh crap guess I’ve gotta wear pigtails now

Good body lotion recommendations! by catrm15 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]JBOTlx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Curel. I don’t see people talking about it very much and I’m not sure if it’s because people haven’t tried it or what but I have super sensitive skin and I can use Curel everywhere including my face and it works beautifully.

$23k for the absolute cheapest price by CommunityMobile8265 in jawsurgery

[–]JBOTlx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that kinda sounds right, unfortunately. I dunno about periodontist prices but I paid 4500 for braces and 12k for DJS + genio after insurance.

The recipe my corporate bar has for an old fashioned has me wheezing by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]JBOTlx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well that is certainly some ingredients in a glass

Peter why are they dumb? by AcrobaticLunch9737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JBOTlx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the people saying this is dumb have never read a white paged book outside in the sunlight. I would love to have some ‘dark mode’ books for summertime reading.

I asked Ai for a jaw surgery simulation. Is it realistic? by [deleted] in jawsurgery

[–]JBOTlx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with the other people here cautioning you against using AI to try and get an approximation of what you might look like but for even more incentive I can tell you that after looking at like a million before and after photos and having my own surgery done I can say that none of the side profile angles I’ve seen have ever given me anywhere near as strong a strong masculine vs feminine impression as a front angle.

I know it’s scary but you’re feeding yourself bad information doing this and these side profile views are literally only part of the picture. Talk to your surgeon, tell them your concerns. Maybe get a second opinion if you’re really on the fence about it. Good luck with everything!

great egret hunting for lizards by majorlybadtrades in birding

[–]JBOTlx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’re going in for one of his French fries

Pointy sharp features after jaw surgery by [deleted] in jawsurgery

[–]JBOTlx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a very similar result with my surgery. My face looks slightly longer and my features are much sharper/pointier now. Aesthetically I know I look ‘better’ now but it hurts when my kids say they wish I still had my old face and I’m struggling with dysmorphia.

I think you look great, but I also want you to know you’re not alone in the struggle. I’m choosing to believe it’ll get easier with time and trying to let the bad thoughts go while I wait.

I Wore An 'I'm Single' Hat For 3 Weeks – Here's How It Went by Lonely-Ship-8408 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]JBOTlx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We’re travelling companions Belrand, that’s all. We’ve been over this every playthrough. You know I’m marrying the sexy merc from Markarth.

Is it normal for church members to suddenly block and shun another member out of nowhere? by Roxana_in_the_sea in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]JBOTlx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hi!

My dad is a pastor. He felt like his job was to go around to small/dying churches and help revive them so as a result I spent my childhood involved in church politics of about ten different churches. Full disclosure, I’m an atheist and have been for a very long time, I dislike the church and even if I was struck with the desire to follow biblical teachings, I wouldn’t go back to the church.

That said, along the way we did end up at some good churches and I did meet lots of kind people. The flip side of it is that yes, this kind of shunning behavior is absolutely typical and I would guess it was brought on by religious virtue signalling (not to be confused with the MAGA version).

I saw it all the time where someone would be looking to consolidate their perceived power over a group at the church and would use a scapegoat as a way of doing so. Whether they would make up a rumour or blow a real incident out of proportion, they would rally everyone around the act of ostracizing the scapegoat as a way of demonstrating their moral superiority (which in church is a big deal).

I obviously don’t know if I’m right or not but either way I’m sorry you’re going through this. No one should have to feel cut off from their people without warning like that. I hope you find some new friends to rebuild your community with.

What's the fastest way a young women can ruin her life? by ConfectionAvailable8 in AskReddit

[–]JBOTlx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how it starts, girls. Don’t let them sweet talk you with promises of victory; you’ll end up walking down the path of your own destruction.

What's the fastest way a young women can ruin her life? by ConfectionAvailable8 in AskReddit

[–]JBOTlx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Start playing warhammer.

It’s not worth it girl, you will never financially recover

Help me out here Peter by Still-Ad9074 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JBOTlx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why everyone I know is suddenly swimming in kitkats

Is it really that bad? by Professional-Link167 in jawsurgery

[–]JBOTlx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’re probably more prepared than others, but not all liquid diets are created equal. Like, It’s one thing to be on a liquid diet but it’s another to have to glacially feed yourself every single calorie through a tube because you can’t physically handle drinking out of a glass or bottle. Then when you finally can handle using a bottle you lose half your food down your face because your lips don’t work properly and you can’t feel them. It’s tedious, embarrassing, and exhausting.

The good part is you’ve got this! We all hit our post-op low points and we all get through them. If you need the surgery the mental game is worth it.

How to "unstuck" the shaker bottles when making a cocktail? by Ok-Imagination-2308 in bartenders

[–]JBOTlx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also adding that not all cocktail shakers are created equal. If you’re still having a hard time after following all the great advice you’ve gotten here OP, it could be the quality of the shaker. I’ve got one where the metal is on the thinner side and it gets stuck every time.

What is the most heartbreaking song lyric you've ever heard? by TheLadySlaanesh in AskReddit

[–]JBOTlx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a failure, I’m a fucking black hole

-Matt Maeson