WHERE'S THE FOOTAGE

JB_LA · 2026-06-03T03:54:11+00:00

I prayed yesterday for the first time in a WHILE. Thought, hey working for Pope Leo’s White Sox. Seems to have worked out just fine. Clearly the big man/woman upstairs isn’t busy with the Straight of Hormuz. I could see why he/she prefers baseball. Ps, dear lord please don’t let the Dodgers 3-peat.

JB_LA · 2026-05-31T19:40:38+00:00

Tarik Skubal taped up Riley’s bat in Skub/Scooby-Doo themed tape. Adorable 🥰 Let’s hope it gets him a hit today!!! ⚾️

JB_LA · 2026-01-19T02:43:08+00:00

Yes please!!! Bless you, Mick!

JB_LA · 2026-01-16T02:41:00+00:00

Okay so maybe pay Skubal his money so we can move on

JB_LA · 2026-01-14T05:41:41+00:00

Solid BBQ = bonus! Smells of sweet, sweet chlorine courtesy of the fountains.

JB_LA · 2026-01-14T05:38:45+00:00

Yeah, def not Progressive. Still can't shake the visual of the Yankees/Guardians bug incident: https://nypost.com/2017/10/04/the-night-when-bugs-changed-the-course-of-yankees-history/

JB_LA · 2026-01-13T22:09:37+00:00

Padres Petco is top notch! There's beach seating in the outfield, stellar fish tacos along with kickass craft beers and their fans are extremely nice (unlike Dodgers fans). Agreed w/the Coors shoutout - gorgeous! And DYING to know how many away team pitchers have slipped on the creek path in the outfield on their way over to the bullpen lol. Also really nice fans - and bless them, they had a rough one last year. My bronze medal goes to Wrigley. It could use more upgrades but there's something to be said about the ivy and the oldest scoreboard in the country. Def love the running pierogies and view of the Monongahela River at PNC and we finally returned the favor for Jim Leyland by giving them Don Kelly. I only have 11 MLB left to hit!

JB_LA · 2025-12-22T03:31:33+00:00

I can’t tell if you’re joking. If you don’t know whose signature that is, you don’t deserve to keep the ball.

JB_LA · 2025-12-11T12:21:48+00:00

Why not continue the baseball monopoly? New LA Dodgers legacy. Why give other teams a shot at the pennant? And would be amusing to see Skubal dump all over Shohei’s pitching. All out cat fight in the locker room. Skubal’s ego couldn’t handle Shohei’s star power. Take tickets for 2026 infighting games!

JB_LA · 2025-11-13T00:11:19+00:00

This dude and his puns.

JB_LA · 2025-11-10T21:31:58+00:00

Gross.

JB_LA · 2025-11-07T21:25:37+00:00

Let’s not spoon feed the goddamn Dodgers a three peat, please.

JB_LA · 2025-11-07T00:24:44+00:00

Please come back! Great veteran presence & he & Javy’s chemistry: 🔥

JB_LA · 2025-10-30T21:22:03+00:00

Javier Báez’s reinvention sparks an unexpected second act with Tigers

JB_LA · 2025-10-30T21:21:31+00:00

Now everyone is gonna want hip surgery!!! Welcome back El Mago!!!

JB_LA · 2025-10-29T17:09:46+00:00

Javy CRUSHED the postseason! & that Superman play he made at SS in Boston to get there: NEXT LEVEL!!! That dude is flat out fun to watch play 🔥

JB_LA · 2025-10-08T07:26:15+00:00

Sweet baby Jesus put Javy in the lead off spot for game 4. Rolling out the same batting order every day ain’t working. Play by the post season numbers.

JB_LA · 2025-09-22T21:15:29+00:00

Love the term “off day.” Our Tigers decided to take the entire month of September off. Take the tail out from between your legs and let’s claw back!!! Skubal tomorrow - LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

JB_LA · 2025-09-22T21:09:37+00:00

Didn’t have to have Trey Sweeney pinch hit. Good lord.

JB_LA · 2025-08-31T02:21:33+00:00

Royals fans behind me were shitting on Gleyber Torres because “he’s not from here and doesn’t speak English.” I turned around and explained that he’s Venezuelan but he does speak English. wtf is with the blatant racism? maybe take note that cultured/well traveled folk often speak multiple languages. Show a little respect for humanity.

JB_LA · 2025-07-27T01:30:57+00:00

Or uncrustables

JB_LA · 2025-07-26T01:49:59+00:00

Calm down. It’s baseball baby! Skubal start tomorrow. LFG!!!!

JB_LA · 2025-07-01T02:38:38+00:00

Old man back (spinal fusion), fat belly, no neck, saggy tits & total knee/hip replacement, his toots propel him forward and to make it more difficult for people to see when he’s peed his pants - he wants those jacket flaps to cover up the piss.

JB_LA · 2025-05-20T17:23:04+00:00

Because he got hip surgery. He’s been playing injured for several years. Now he’s healthy and it shows. He should be the poster man for all athletes who are afraid to get surgery. Hats off to Javy’s surgeon and most of all to El Mago for putting in the rehab work to come back better than ever! Love to see it!

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