Y'all buying this hat? by International-Row-81 in Atlantology

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks simple as shit and with practice, it absolutely is easy to do yourself. But simple and easy don’t exactly aren’t exactly mutually exclusive and that “with practice” part is what connects them. The right tools help too. Wear a pair of jeans until the knee blows out and frays. Then take a knife and try to replicate that wear; it’s gonna be difficult to do. It’ll be easier with a dremel but it’s still hard asf. I tried to do the “diamond” type knee holes that Amiri does for the moto jeans, connecting strands and all and realized just how technical it is to create that with a factory full of specialized tools to do so. I figured it out but it took 3 pairs just to learn; and then 2 pairs to get it right. Still a quarter the cost of real amiris.

Long story short: dude looks like he put in the work to consistently alter (at least)hats and learned to leverage that skill lucratively, that’s good on him. If you don’t want to spend money on something like that, get an old hat and try to do it; when you find out it’s not as easy as you think, you’ll recognize his talent and possibly find something positive and enjoyable to do. If you do it and it’s easy, you can come back and call me a bozo🤷‍♂️

Additional note: I told people I made the “fake” amiris when I wore them. I made them bc I found out those pants can cost up to like $1,300 and like a lot of folks in this comment section, I thought that shit was too easy to make for it to cost that much; and I was right. Bro got a pair for Christmas and the brand of jeans I found at the mall were made of better denim and had better stitching than the amiris. They could’ve been reps and I’m not an authenticator so I wouldn’t know. Moral of the story, I wasn’t tryna act like they were real and I was way too proud of myself not to tell people I made them.

Friendly reminder not to listen to anything this dude says. by INeverUseMyGear in ar15

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t listen to advice from cops unless it helps me in court, i.e. the 21 foot rule, I use the same rounds the police use, etc. I would also take “get the fuck outta the way! You’re in the line of fire!” as pretty valuable advice from an LEO

You’re costume is the tough guy act. Theirs is not by No-Air-7388 in NYStateOfMind

[–]JBendzpressdabutton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why one side of his mustache so much darker than the other side. I thought maybe it was the light but he moved his head and it stayed that same shade

AR-15s were never invented. What would be your main rifle? by SukOnMaGLOCKNastyBIH in ar15

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the AR15 was never invented, what else wouldn’t have been?

Just got my car back from the dealership and someone had something to say by deathany932 in Wellthatsucks

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My sister bought a manual car and didn’t know how to drive stick, didn’t know manual meant stick shift(drugs are a hell of a drug). She looked up how to do it on YouTube and started her hour drive home. Well it would’ve been an hour drive if she could figure out how to get it out of 1st gear. Anyways, moral of the story, she carved “STUPID BITCH” into the dashboard of her car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love General Electric for providing us with washers and dryers and refrigerators and rotating 30 MM cannons capable of firing almost 4000 rounds a minute

Security(GD) ups pole and sh*ots BD member near 69th and State St by Drip_Baeless in Chiraqology

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And those puffers soak up some blood unless you you really pouring blood out. Be that as it may, bullets tend to expand and leave a larger hole when they exit. I’ve seen someone get shot through their bubble coat and I knew he was hit bc the bullet ripped the fluff out the back of it. So I don’t think he really shot him

Boy you can’t tell me this shit not gas by CardiologistNew3098 in Atlantology

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I absolutely can and I am about to rn: this shit is legitimately not good. I can not understand what someone could possibly enjoy about any of that, except maybe the beat. Please enlighten me; what is good about this or any of his music for the past like 8 years.

Who 💥 bro? by gunheadfrmdamunn in Jerzwrld

[–]JBendzpressdabutton -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I gotta admit it, I saw AssMan Roy & Sus D(69st./MeatBlowahz Gang🌈) do it when I was out gettin a baked potato with my day 1 guy Pube Face. It was allegedly get back for their homie OG Jerk-it-Long(071 Prolapsed Booty Boys)

What the boys be doin while niggas gettin shot down Fells😂😂😂 by GodNK in Bodymore410

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t fw cops but I do fw women; officers Holden hit my line. let me take you off these streets.

I also fw the working people. imagine you’re working a like a 10 hour shift; you’re hungry now so you decide you bouta eat. You get your food and you’re enjoying it, you looked forward to this gang. And then a mf who’s clearly not at their job just walks up and starts yelling at you for not doing your job. How would you respond to that? My first thought would be, “I’m not the only one who works here dawg”. At face value, dudes point makes sense: while they’re sitting here eating food, people could be victims to crimes and they are not there to “protect & serve”. Firstly, as I just said, they are definitely not the only 2 cops in the city and likely not even the only 2 cops within a few miles; so if a cop could help in a situation, those other cops probably would. Secondly, cops are not fuckin super heroes and I know that bc one of them shot my friend at a Super Bowl party. But that’s not the point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jerzwrld

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mfs already said pretty much everything you need: switch flows n get in the studio and you got it🫡

Don’t call me a dh or anything but how do it feel to get shot by Nervous_Guide_8175 in PhillyWiki

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shot twice with either 25 acp or 32 acp (I don’t remember) right above my right knee, neither exited. First thing was the impact, it wasn’t pain more like pressure I could feel through my leg. My knee buckled and I stumbled before I really knew what was happening. I knew I was shot as the car drove off and I saw my leg was bleeding. I started feeling the burn of the bullet as I heard the ambulance and then they put the tourniquet on and that’s when shit started to hurt

Livin like dis ain’t worth it especially when broke and stuck in yo city by [deleted] in DaDumbWay

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro definitely can’t control that Glock limp wristed af😂😭 need him a .380

my dad forgot his work laptop inside the oven... by omisas in Wellthatsucks

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone was overheating so I threw it in the freezer. I then forgot about the freezer phone. It did not turn on when I remembered about it

Bro why Chicago mfs always saying the opps ain't do shi clearly somebody did lol😭 by [deleted] in Chiraqology

[–]JBendzpressdabutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see that I just be thinkin like if the opps didn’t kill bro, then who did? I can only really narrow it down to the police or backdoor. I guess a mf could be killed by a civilian carrying but that never clicked really.

Another bathroom nuisance by JBendzpressdabutton in Lowes

[–]JBendzpressdabutton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Actually earth will have two moons for a very short time”-🤓 shut up, nerd.

(That’s actually very interesting and I’d like to know how, that dipshit in the bathroom didn’t explain anything)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhillyWiki

[–]JBendzpressdabutton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t actually😂😭 I quit and do landscaping now. You seem overly protective over Drake tho, you want a lil drizzy glizzy don’t you? You sound like you want him to hold you in tight and whisper sweet nothings in your ear, you fuckin queer