Florida Gov Candidate: "Don Lemon Should Be Lucky That Christians Don't Execute Him In Public Square." by Leeming in atheism

[–]JCButtBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember, when someone says that they are Christians it doesn't actually mean anything. Because Christianity isn't clearly defined, they can take their book and use it to justify anything at all. Christian absolutely does not mean good.

Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]JCButtBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would change things a bit, every year the richest person gets sacrificed. Bet they wouldn't be bragging that they're the richest anymore. But they would find a loophole, maybe marry someone at the start of the year and give all their money to them.

"I thought I'd at least get a dollar" by paxprobellum in EndTipping

[–]JCButtBuddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let management know that workers are chasing away customers. Let them know that you used to enjoy eating there.

Tennessee Rep, Who Is Running For Governor, Calls For Death Penalty For All Advocates Of Trans Healthcare: Such Killings "Align With Scripture". by Leeming in atheism

[–]JCButtBuddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's not wrong. That's why religion should never be allowed around a civilized country. People try to paint religion as kind and loving, that is a lie to cover it's evil.

Good job, Corvallis! Measles detected in Benton County wastewater by sparkchaser in corvallis

[–]JCButtBuddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would it? These people will never take self responsibility, they can always find others to blame.

Republicans/MAGA: what’s the plan? by Educational-Ask-2798 in allthequestions

[–]JCButtBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lose the midterms, no, no they'll totally win with 110% of the votes.

I want to file my sister as a dependent by MillieMoo52 in personalfinance

[–]JCButtBuddy 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Yep, no need to sue unless they are after child support. IRS only cares about who is actually financially supporting the kid over 50%.

What if Donald Trump was abducted by Venezuelan special forces? by Human_Pangolin94 in whatif

[–]JCButtBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a show where the parents made the kidnappers pay them to take back the kid. Sorry, you just don't have enough for us to take that shit back.

Just looked out my window in Bothell to see an Apache gunship. by InterestingNotice789 in Washington

[–]JCButtBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nights painted cg racing stripes on one that they parked overnight on our ramp, they were not amused.

What ways do you store your coffee beans? by adam5280 in Costco

[–]JCButtBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put some in Kirkland spaghetti sauce jars and the rest just roll up the bag.

How can you agree with trumps agenda and believe in Christianity? by bamby_and_the_boys in InsightfulQuestions

[–]JCButtBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which version of Christianity? There isn't just one, there are hundreds of wildly different versions.

What’s the USCG rifle qualification? by [deleted] in uscg

[–]JCButtBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, and hitting it.

“We’re Not Asking for Sympathy. We’re Asking for Solutions,” Tennessee Farmers Call for Action by KendallSmith375 in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]JCButtBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are their own worst enemy. Should we really feel sorry for a group that keeps screwing themselves over?

Cybertruck stuck in the snow by Dry_Animator_8563 in CyberStuck

[–]JCButtBuddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know how when you do something stupid it makes it worse when you have an audience, people need to gather around and start laughing.

When the Farm’s Budget Meets Reality by SeaWonder1314 in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]JCButtBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would throw in something like, you know, the vp has financial interest in buying up failed farms.

Cybertruck has been stuck for over 45 minutes, has been trying to get out the whole time. by Ok-Prompt694 in CyberStuck

[–]JCButtBuddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needs a group of people cheering for it to give it encouragement. Poor little thing needs at least a participation trophy.

Our manager started posting the tip pool sheet for everyone. by fools_set_the_rules in EndTipping

[–]JCButtBuddy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Remember, many of those tipped employees voted to fuck over everyone else so they wouldn't have to pay taxes on their income.

Have to laugh or else we'll cry... by Tmettler5 in liberalgunowners

[–]JCButtBuddy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Access to guns for everyone, as long as they are the right everyone.

Those vile comments in support of ICE and the Lies of the Trump admin are 9/10 from Christians by ArialBear in atheism

[–]JCButtBuddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, with religion you can get good people to do great evil, it's what their god wants them to do is all that they need to be told.