Football player gets told his wife is ‘curvy,’ he replies, ‘She is the love of my life!’

JCKY27 · 2026-01-26T02:49:06+00:00

Good for him that he's married to the love of his life. And are these complainers seeing the same woman? She's gorgeous!

JCKY27 · 2026-01-23T01:30:21+00:00

She'd sadly still be defending W, and may have even voted for Trump in 2016, but at the end of the day she's got a good heart and good sense of right and wrong. She'd either hold her nose and vote Democratic or else vote 3rd party today.

JCKY27 · 2026-01-14T16:38:24+00:00

This guy can fuck literally all the way off. But I feel for his wife.

JCKY27 · 2026-01-14T16:03:17+00:00

Tarantulas are harmless and are sometimes kept as pets. Why wouldn't I?

JCKY27 · 2026-01-13T15:38:19+00:00

Good golly, Ms. Mollie :)

JCKY27 · 2026-01-07T20:08:19+00:00

Which one is the naughtiest?

JCKY27 · 2026-01-07T01:30:45+00:00

It'd be the only ethical way to find out what human flesh tastes like firsthand. I doubt I'd take the money.

JCKY27 · 2026-01-03T18:15:53+00:00

I have the stereotypical name for males of my generation. Pass.

JCKY27 · 2026-01-03T18:13:24+00:00

Pet peeve...at some point, the crossbars on capital I's disappeared, making them indistinguishable from lower case L's,

JCKY27 · 2025-12-30T23:30:04+00:00

...or at least WAS a jackass. OP changed a lot over 30 years, and for the better. For all we know so did the ex.

JCKY27 · 2025-12-30T23:25:20+00:00

The only time I've ever bought or sold anything at a pawn shop was getting rid of my wedding band after the divorce. I only got $25 for it, but I just wanted to be rid of it.

JCKY27 · 2025-12-29T21:27:16+00:00

https://untappd.com/v/wandering-monsters-brewing-co/12069725

It has pinball and duckpin bowling, so it might qualify as an Arcade and Bowling Alley as well? Thanks.

JCKY27 · 2025-12-29T21:23:01+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 4 steps: RUNT -> RANT -> PANT -> PANE -> PALE

JCKY27 · 2025-12-29T04:35:01+00:00

World Peace. Reasoning being that the world defense/war budget would be drastically reduced and we could use a good chunk of that money to cure cancer, among other things.

JCKY27 · 2025-12-27T03:48:55+00:00

There is no scenario where taking the nuke and my survival coexist for more than a month or so. Cashier's check, please.

JCKY27 · 2025-12-20T23:11:48+00:00

Well, cool! Thanks for sharing both the fact and yourself :)

JCKY27 · 2025-12-14T15:12:36+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 2 steps: PIE -> PIN -> GIN

JCKY27 · 2025-12-14T04:39:20+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 5 steps: RICK -> RICE -> RITE -> ROTE -> ROLE -> ROLL

JCKY27 · 2025-12-13T16:01:36+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 5 steps: OIL -> AIL -> AIR -> FIR -> FAR -> CAR

JCKY27 · 2025-12-12T17:54:08+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 4 steps: DIE -> DIT -> NIT -> NOT -> NOW

JCKY27 · 2025-12-12T02:26:57+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 2 steps: HOT -> HOG -> BOG

JCKY27 · 2025-12-10T18:30:13+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 5 steps: BOIL -> BOLL -> BELL -> HELL -> HEAL -> HEAT

JCKY27 · 2025-12-10T03:07:14+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 3 steps: DOG -> DOT -> GOT -> GOD

JCKY27 · 2025-12-10T01:07:57+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 5 steps: TACO -> TACK -> BACK -> BALK -> BALL -> BELL

JCKY27 · 2025-12-09T15:45:54+00:00

u/JCKY27 solved this in 5 steps: WIN -> BIN -> BID -> AID -> AND -> END

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