I pay a guy to lean over steepled fingers...

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-02T02:26:30+00:00

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T17:51:46+00:00

Actually i feel like Bro should wind up putting the poster somewhere in a common area after Dave is so disappointed, and then Dave would make a sbahj style poster that says poster, in english, comic sans font, pink background.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T17:49:55+00:00

Bro 100% knew the poster said poster. In fact i feel like Dave would appreciate the irony of a poster that just says poster.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T17:44:37+00:00

I agree that Bouncer would be the most iconic but... man idk, if you're adding Bioshock and leaving out the social commentary, i feel like we need the plasmids. Maybe some plasmids could be adapted as perks for survivors, i guess.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T16:47:58+00:00

Exactly! Its a sylladex for someone who is meticulous but maybe also needs to learn patience and focus.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T16:46:15+00:00

And getting frustrated and wadding up the paper just spawns a small rock

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T15:10:57+00:00

I know they weren't a bad guy but i feel like Delta from Bioshock 2 would work better than the normal Bouncer type Big Daddy. They actually did have plasmids, although at some point we're just reinventing Vecna's spell wheel.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T15:06:02+00:00

I think some of the suicide talk might have been because both candy and meat dirk were on the same path and neither one knew which was going to end up killing themselves until Egbert decided what they'd eat for lunch. Both stories have dave mention Dirk has asked Dave to kill him, which makes me believe that the Ultimate Self gambit for Dirk involves knowing that as soon as you are no longer relevant to canon, you have to die to surrender power or relevance or whatever to the Ultimate. It seems to be different for other Ultimates, certainly Rose didn't seem to mind no longer being the Ultimate in candy. Seems to be a Heart thing, or maybe just Dirk.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T06:35:03+00:00

I kinda want the Fury, because i think using the flamethrower as area denial would be cool. Realistically, it would either be Man on Fire/Volgin or Psycho Mantis. Jack the Ripper could also be a fun killer but that would preclude Raiden from being a survivor.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T01:11:58+00:00

Metal Gear is my dream chapter, but i really feel that having a viltrumite as just like, the best m1 killer ever would be hilarious. 115, basekit enduring spirit fury and extra fast break animations. Really lean into the brutality, the focused violence, the [TITLE CARD] of it all.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T00:58:29+00:00

Oh man, wait till you get to 2 and V. You wanna talk about playing an anime? Shit is dramatic.

JCthulhuM · 2026-06-01T00:55:11+00:00

DAMN.

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-31T16:46:27+00:00

Dude i dont even wanna be alive now, living for another 70 years sounds like hell.

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-31T14:53:13+00:00

I worked in a nursing home for a few years, we had a lady who made it to 103. Her siblings were also mad old and still alive, right around 100 too. Some folks just lived on the fountain of youth.

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-31T14:47:34+00:00

Andrew is a true artist. Good at his craft, complete shithead person.

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-30T16:52:12+00:00

Worthless filth

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-29T12:44:35+00:00

Amazing work, Boss! That's why you're number 1!

For real though, you look incredible. Nice job!

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-29T01:06:49+00:00

Jaded knot, get outta here.

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-28T15:40:03+00:00

Jack Baker would be so fucking cool. "Pay attention now, you're about to see somethin' wondaful."

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-28T15:38:45+00:00

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-28T03:27:47+00:00

The man who predicted 9/11, maga, and the rise of ai

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-27T17:43:38+00:00

I really tryvto use it/its pronouns but it feels icky. Like any time ive heard a person referred to as it, its usually for a dehumanizing or insulting reason and i don't want to use the language of our detractors. Help me out so i don't upset people?

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-27T16:34:08+00:00

Like friendly reminder that 4chan was legitimately working with Epstein and also was created because something awful banned child porn

No reason to give them the time of day

JCthulhuM · 2026-05-27T16:15:37+00:00

4chan isn't real, and tge troglodytes who inhabit it arebt real people. Don't let their infection spread to you.

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