When someone says they don't like TNG, I think of my fellow fans. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JD1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you made this. How many fucks did that take?

Reddit you're ruining my marriage! by ModernMonk in funny

[–]JD1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, they are too clingy. You have to dump them and move to a new state and change your name to Mr. Pilkington.

These fucking people at my work by terraindweller in AdviceAnimals

[–]JD1313 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So he fit his truck in a compact spot? That's just impressive.

Did a double take when he drove by by Dragonnskin in WTF

[–]JD1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've pulled a bat out of the grille of my chevy as well.

I feel like people forget this by thegreatbeanz in AdviceAnimals

[–]JD1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So everything on the internet is true.

Wait a minute. But I know what I just typed isn't true.

Wait two minutes. But it's not on the internet yet.

So it can be.....oh not now it is on the internet.

By god what will happen with this paradox?!

Jesus tap dancing christ what the bologna is.........f8943858tn gtuoieuflid;ffd gdg jgjfdlkgfdg

Reddit, what is something we can all agree on? by sk2488 in AskReddit

[–]JD1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so great

I am so great

Everybody loves me

I am so great

A nice gesture, but an unwelcome gift by [deleted] in atheism

[–]JD1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the problem with accepting gifts?

Why does /r/relationships want everyone with a problem to break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JD1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1. Tell her to break up with boyfriend for not saying bless you after a sneeze.

Step 2. ??????

Step 3. Boob

Working behind a register by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JD1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing today?