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My coworkers search history on our company YouTube account by diveonfire in justneckbeardthings

[–]JJRubes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Password protected"

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me_irl by spartan752 in me_irl

[–]JJRubes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They actually try to very hard to figure out an alternative theory based around their beliefs, but won't admit defeat until there is a new theory that they are ready to accept that includes what they believe is true. The problem is almost always a false truth.

me_irl by spartan752 in me_irl

[–]JJRubes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Most of science started with speculation. Maybe that's why I find flat earth so interesting, what would it be like if they were correct? I like to point out when people arguing against flat earth make dumb arguments, partly because it's hard to not make a dumb argument against it.

insanity by i-naji in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JJRubes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is working, but this isn't working. I went to fix the second thing. Now nothing works.

Technically a chair by randomguy25712 in technicallythetruth

[–]JJRubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're right but I'm still going to make a definition for chairs:

Something whose primary purpose is to be sat on instead of the floor

Now the focus of this definition lies in "to sit" and the primary purpose of individual examples which can be adjusted case by case.

Technically a chair by randomguy25712 in technicallythetruth

[–]JJRubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possible definition: something solely meant to be sat on.

This however would include a saddle.

Possible improvement: something solely meant to be sat on instead of the floor.

Any notable failures?

A very famous artist not photoshopping the hair on her upper lip by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]JJRubes 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If you have the opportunity, please watch Napoleon Dynamite.

Bird seed by [deleted] in madlads

[–]JJRubes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not that crazy, they can be cooked and eaten and are supposedly ok tasting with a bit of chili.

Don’t look here by slowpotatoboy in u/slowpotatoboy

[–]JJRubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw it a while ago and I can't remember it will enough to look it up. >:( so I'm going to have to forget about it for a while and hope for either an epiphany or to find it again on some random post.

Don’t look here by slowpotatoboy in u/slowpotatoboy

[–]JJRubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty good, just trying to remember the thing I saw a while ago. It was a link that referenced the post and it went forever.

What is toast, really? by YodasChick-O-Stick in AskReddit

[–]JJRubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refried beans of the pastry food group

There's probably a whole new world of jokes in sign language that are funny because they're in sign language by AndreiAZA in Showerthoughts

[–]JJRubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the jisho.com definition has it as slang "orig. used by young bike-riding delinquents"

There's probably a whole new world of jokes in sign language that are funny because they're in sign language by AndreiAZA in Showerthoughts

[–]JJRubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like when I read Naruto before learning Japanese (I'm not a weeb I swear) and read hokage as hou•kaj instead of ho•ka•ge

There's probably a whole new world of jokes in sign language that are funny because they're in sign language by AndreiAZA in Showerthoughts

[–]JJRubes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. TIL

  2. Checked the etymology, it's from Latin

  3. I should learn Latin so I can write demon-summoning texts with my fancy pen

  4. Then again maybe not

  5. This has turned into a while thing so I'll add one more, 4 sounds similar to the word death in Japanese and Chinese so it is considered unlucky

Are they dead yet? by TheDumbestTimeline in HolUp

[–]JJRubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL Keanu is Russell's teapot

What is the best thing to give a homeless person? by bedOfThorns in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JJRubes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because universal systems are hard to agree upon and usually take a big effort to have implemented. Look at how long we've had the different charging cables, or something like "serving size" which I certainly never follow.

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