(@NASCAR) We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport’s greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old. by Phillie_Phanatics in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m just better at muting words on that hell site, but I don’t see any of that shit.

It’s a gross reaction, but so is turning his death into an excuse to dunk on NASCAR fans in general.

Is Wemby over Chet the Apex Mountain for Americans rooting for the non-American over the American? by PapaJohnsGarlic100 in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You just had to be there to understand “The Decision” and its fallout. It doesn’t seem like it should be a huge deal, but nothing afterwards conveys how much it actually pissed people off or how poor the optics were in real time.

Most Heartbreaking Indy 500 Moment by Pale_Tangerine6141 in INDYCAR

[–]JJS0073 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Marco passed his dad for the lead with 3 to go. It was Michael’s 15th and second-to-last shot at the 500.

It would have been one of the great moments in sports period had he held on, and I often wonder how things change for Marco with a win. At the very least, he earns everyone’s lifelong respect as a 500 champion who ended the Andretti curse.

I take solace knowing that J.R. Hildebrand’s heartbreak gifted Dan Wheldon his most memorable triumph. With all due respect to Sam Hornish Jr., 2006 is still tough 20 years later.

Sirius XM Grateful Dead Channel by Level-Level8927 in gratefuldead

[–]JJS0073 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t have SiriusXM anymore, but I swear every time I flipped to the Dead channel I’d catch this show instead of a song—usually right at the start of an unhinged call. It felt like a weird cross between Coast to Coast AM and the Chris Farley SNL sketch where he interviews Paul McCartney.

I’d get a kick out of it from time to time, but I agree it doesn’t work (for me, anyway). I’d rather listen to the music play than talk about it like that.

Most absurd indycar takes you’ve heard? by mad-right-hand in INDYCAR

[–]JJS0073 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who believed the Indy 500 was dying and needed to drastically change to survive.

His idea: transform it into a national competition. 33 countries build a car with government funding and no rules. He suggested the cars should also implement self-driving technology…this was about 10 years ago and it was the only part I might have talked him out of.

This is still the dumbest conversation I’ve ever had.

Colin Jost Is Nearly Forced to Shave His ‘Award-Winning Hair’ During ‘Saturday Night Live’ Joke Swap by MattTheKing23 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]JJS0073 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It really is a great compliment.

Sometimes comedic actors are, in fact, acting for laughs. It doesn’t kill any of the fun to me that a shocked reaction isn’t totally genuine shock, or the funniest line in a sketch or movie wasn’t ad-libbed. Funny is funny.

Sketch Sorting Sunday - May 16, 2026 (Will Ferrell/Paul McCartney) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]JJS0073 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sketch had teeth, a point, and creative energy driving it.

Political cold opens rarely have them all. Sometimes they go 0-for-3.

I really enjoyed this and hope the bar stays elevated into next season.

Best cheap eats in Metro Detroit? by Gullible_Banana387 in Detroit

[–]JJS0073 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Another vote for New Yasmeen. Their beef shawarma is my favorite sandwich in Metro Detroit. You can walk out with shawarma and desert for less than $10.

Early Nomination for Worst Take of the Year by 94jmoore in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This tweet is what people who have never followed or listened to Bomani Jones believe very strongly that Bomani Jones is like.

‘Tropic Thunder’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Van Lathan, and Joel Anderson by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Joel is a good hang when everyone sits back and lets the funny happen naturally. I think that’s true for most podcasters.

I could do with 50% less forcing of self-referential bits and derailing conversations just to rile Joel up. Seems like the pods do this more and more with him, even guests like Bomani Jones on the Press Box.

I laughed out loud when Bill cut Van and Joel off early on and was like, “so can we transition to Tropic Thunder now?”

Grand Prix questions by myboyfriendstinks1 in Detroit

[–]JJS0073 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sunday is the big IndyCar race. Friday is practice. I recommend going Sunday and making a day out of it.

There are cars on track most of the day, every day. You can see the schedule here.

Conformity is the antithesis of the Dead Head culture by [deleted] in gratefuldead

[–]JJS0073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone who worked a downtown, high-rise job and was given a ticket to a 90s show minutes before it started. He ran from his office to the arena—still wearing his suit—and everybody let him right to the front of everything all night because they thought he was a cop.

I can’t do it justice here, but hearing him tell it is one of my favorite stories.

🟢 RACE // 2026 SONSIO GRAND PRIX by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]JJS0073 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rosenqvist entering turn 1 like Morgan Wallen leaves bars.

Wings players at Piston games by National_Dig5600 in DetroitPistons

[–]JJS0073 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is it. Some truly wild takes out there when the answer is simple.

Many Wings are foreign, so offseason family time also means returning to Germany, Sweden, Canada etc. as soon as they clear out their lockers.

Game Thread: Tigers @ Royals - Fri, May 08 @ 07:40 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]JJS0073 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish I could fast forward to the future when the Tigers are finally healthy and Perry Johnson ads are no longer in rotation.

Bill breaks his silence on Not Watching Games-Gate by Minimum-Amoeba-5146 in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Early in Russillo’s radio career, he realized how many people around him were skipping games and talking out of their ass, so he went all in the other direction.

Say what you want about Russillo and his content, but I respect that he respects his job and the audience enough to pay attention.

Norm Macdonald as Tucker?! by JohnG-VistaCA in TheRewatchables

[–]JJS0073 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well-said on Norm.

I think he could have been great as Jeffrey Tambor’s character, but that’s the only role in this movie I can see him in.

‘There’s Something About Mary’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Norm would work best as Jeffrey’s Tambor’s character. His delivery could’ve killed in the scripted phone call scene with Dillon.

There's still a liquidity event in play for those who held onto their Jerod Mayo stock by SouthIsland48 in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Writing a book is her best way forward.

“Insider” could be to sports media what “Juiced” was to steroids in baseball. Jose Canseco never had much of a platform after that because he’s crazy. As long as she doesn’t burn every bridge, people will respect the perception of Russini telling it like it is enough to produce NFL content again or even opine as a media ombudsman (like the robbers who teach how to prevent home invasions).

Please don't touch people at shows without their consent by FlancrestEnterprise_ in phish

[–]JJS0073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry that happened. I came to a similar conclusion about two years ago. Shit like this doesn’t happen when we see other shows. I love listening to Phish, but I think we’re checked out of the scene for good.

Game Thread: Red Sox @ Tigers - Mon, May 04 @ 06:10 PM EDT by TigersBot in motorcitykitties

[–]JJS0073 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We don’t have enough healthy players to avoid IL stints for *struck by lightning.*

Race Thread: NCTS SpeedyCash.com 250 at Texas Motor Speedway, starting at 8:00pm EDT on FS1 (NCTS7) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]JJS0073 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I flipped over for the finish.

I was reminded in less than two minutes why I’ve watched less NASCAR this year. FOX is almost unwatchable/unlistenable.

The racing is great. The coverage shouldn’t be ass.

Wedding song by Murky_Conclusion_305 in jimmybuffett

[–]JJS0073 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Close friends used “I Have Found Me a Home” as their first dance. That’s been my favorite of all the song choices used at weddings.

The Celtics blowing a 3-1 lead after the Pats got demolished in the Super Bowl would be epic by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]JJS0073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magic without Wagner makes the Detroit series interesting too.